Alexandra Gault

not always all there

[Remembering Liam Payne @updatingljp]

Rest in peace Liam Payne, we'll always love you. 🕊️💔

[Alexandra Gault @AgaultAlexandra]

@burmie4449 You’re so right. I need to invest in cute little outfits asap.

[Alexandra Gault @AgaultAlexandra]

Grieving today bc I realized I will never be the golf cart girlfriend in the cute little outfit. I’m way too competitive not to show a man up. Please send your condolences in this time of tragedy.

[Alexandra Gault @AgaultAlexandra]

My ex called me a 2nd option-whore just hours after my GRM’s funeral, and then told me I was being dramatic for getting upset. My now boyfriend is currently reading a book on how to make your girlfriend feel valued. BY CHOICE. Sooooo like don’t settle ppl :)

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

me laughing at a joke i told myself in my head

[Alexandra Gault @AgaultAlexandra]

@n06h_ Is @davidson_ethan4 rlly that bad of a roomie jeesh

[Alexandra Gault @AgaultAlexandra]

Both my dentist & my endodontist said that I’m the calmest patient they’ve ever had. Little do they know I had a panic attack 3 days ago bc I convinced myself I’m going to die in my sleep bc my heart hurt a bit from acid reflux. Can’t win every battle, but we can try💪

[Alexandra Gault @AgaultAlexandra]

@n06h_ Also love that your twitter profile pic is also your contact profile pic in my phone🥹💛

[Alexandra Gault @AgaultAlexandra]

@n06h_ STOP😂 I’m so geeked rn. The most insane thing ever.

[Alexandra Gault @AgaultAlexandra]

Convinced there’s nothing cuter than my hometown guy friends. Those dorks treat me like a brother and a queen all at the same time. I get both farted on & the door always opened for me.

[Alexandra Gault @AgaultAlexandra]

@rahma_llama No bc the one big tree in MN Square w the multicolored lights is the BEST ONE.

[Alexandra Gault @AgaultAlexandra]

I’m always thinking “well I can’t get any dumber” and THEN I GET DUMBER. Two of my college friends convinced me they were brothers. And I believed them. For TWO YEARS. I graduated, moved states away and am just now finding out. Bogus.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Never date a tennis player..

Love means nothing to them.

[Alexandra Gault @AgaultAlexandra]

Just asked my mom if she knows the sidewalk rule. She goes “yea, but I’m worth more than you, so you’re going on the outside to be hit by cars.”💀

[Alexandra Gault @AgaultAlexandra]

@rahma_llama This what I’m SAYING

[Alexandra Gault @AgaultAlexandra]

@n06h_ Well first we have to be able to trust you w a golf club ;)😂

[Steve @thahumorguy]

when she tryna talk to u just after acting crazy

[Alexandra Gault @AgaultAlexandra]

I think my favorite things in the world include watching others talk about something they love, hugs, my best friends, & tearing down mens giant egos. But I do love hot fudge sundaes w extra hot fudge too!! & flowers.

[Alexandra Gault @AgaultAlexandra]

@n06h_ Hey loser, i love you & i giving you an Alex huggie :’) pls eat <3

[Alexandra Gault @AgaultAlexandra]

Accidentally blurted out to a v sweet man that one time I went to pick up my godson from school, but forgot to put on my glasses & tried picking up the wrong kid. Unfortunately, I’m never going to be able to speak to this man ever again bc that’s too embarrassing even for ME.