Chisom Onwuzulike

Software Engineer | Web Developer | System Administrator | Tech. Enthusiast/Alumni @Holbertonschool @alx_africa

[sachin. @sachinyadav699]

> open laptop just to “fix one small thing”
> brain: chill night
> hands: deploy mode activated
> “just one commit then I’m done” (historical lie)
> random error appears out of nowhere
> fix it in 10 mins → feel unstoppable
> code breaks somewhere completely unrelated
> now you’re debugging files you forgot existed
> searching errors like it’s your 9–5
> stackoverflow answers from 2013 saving your life
> copy → paste → tweak → hope
it runs
> no clue why it runs
> refuse to question it
> don’t even breathe near the code
> check clock → 5:02 AM
> birds already doing standup meeting outside
> push to GitHub like you shipped version 1.0
> go to sleep thinking you’re him
> wake up to new bugs waiting like enemies

[sachin. @sachinyadav699]

- Put it on the resume
- Say it in the interview
- Nod confidently in meetings
- Tell coworkers you’ve done it before
- Get the job
- Open the documentation
- Google everything
- Watch 12 YouTube tutorials
- Figure it out at 2:37 AM
- Ship the feature

Welcome to the tech industry.

[Chisom Onwuzulike @AgbaTechQueen]

@alxseinnigeria @InternPulseHQ Thank you

[Chisom Onwuzulike @AgbaTechQueen]

I am thrilled to share that I’ve just been offered an internship as a Frontend Developer at @InternPulseHQ
Here’s to new beginnings and endless possibilities. We move!🚀
#FrontendDeveloper #Internship #WomenInTech #CodingJourney #WebDevelopment #SoftwareEngineering #InternPulse

[Chisom Onwuzulike @AgbaTechQueen]

@InternPulseHQ Thank you

[Chisom Onwuzulike @AgbaTechQueen]

@Bennychy1 @InternPulseHQ Thank you dear

[Chisom Onwuzulike @AgbaTechQueen]

@flyguy_ishh Believe!!!

[Greybillions @greybilli0ns]

People with no internal monologue don't know what God has done for them.

Its like a whole fkn orchestra inside my head!

Is it silent in your head or you're abnormal just like me?

[Chisom Onwuzulike @AgbaTechQueen]

@Dev__Grey 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Chisom Onwuzulike @AgbaTechQueen]

My tech stack for January are HTML, CSS, JavaScript, and React. What’s yours? Let’s exchange learning tips.

[Chisom Onwuzulike @AgbaTechQueen]

@Techk_e4ma congratulations

[Chisom Onwuzulike @AgbaTechQueen]

Happy New Year! 🎉 Starting 2025 with a strong resolve to grow as a web developer. This year, I'm focusing on building projects, learning in public, and connecting with fellow techies. Let’s grow together. #TechResolution #WomenInTech #SoftwareEngineer #WebDevelopment

[Chisom Onwuzulike @AgbaTechQueen]

@Dev__Grey @FredSwaniker @alx_africa @MastercardFdn Gracias

[Chisom Onwuzulike @AgbaTechQueen]

Moving into 2025 and recounting all the milestones I conquered in 2024. Graduating from ALX Software Engineering Program was no ordinary feat. A heartfelt thank you to @FredSwaniker @alx_africa @MastercardFdn
#SoftwareEngineering #ALXSEGrad #ALXSE #ALXLevelUp #idohardthings

[Greybillions @greybilli0ns]

If you're not born with a powerful surname that can open doors for you or connections that you can utilize at will, YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO BE NORMAL!

There's no room for STEALTH MODE.