Aspiring Young Sheldon

[Aspiring Young Sheldon @Aged_Fetus]

Olivia Rodrigo vinyl count is now at 4 😁

[Aspiring Young Sheldon @Aged_Fetus]

Uhhhh… what

[Aspiring Young Sheldon @Aged_Fetus]

Was not expecting a Jack Harlow soul album, but I actually might like it… 🫣

[Aspiring Young Sheldon @Aged_Fetus]

I saw that ESPN notification and thought they got hacked. Are we deadass right now

[Aspiring Young Sheldon @Aged_Fetus]

Town councilor just gave me his statement in all caps for my article and then said multiple times that my Republican town’s government is made up of leftist fear mongerers. Live laugh love New Hampshire 💙

[Aspiring Young Sheldon @Aged_Fetus]

Just submitted my literature review for my thesis. I didn’t even believe in me, but

[Aspiring Young Sheldon @Aged_Fetus]

@wokemenstruator Seeing this on my feed is not what I need today

[Aspiring Young Sheldon @Aged_Fetus]

3:08 am and first newsletter as ME is scheduled. Cant wait for the year ahead 😃

[Aspiring Young Sheldon @Aged_Fetus]

@wokemenstruator Oh brother

[Aspiring Young Sheldon @Aged_Fetus]

@skiniminicutie 😐

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Just found out that Trump gave Bill Clinton head

[Aspiring Young Sheldon @Aged_Fetus]

@wokemenstruator We get it you like this gif

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Damn I’m on my Chris Brown shit, oops I hit again

[pierogi messiah @unluckysyndrom]

Everyone’s parents MUST start Walking Faster

[Aspiring Young Sheldon @Aged_Fetus]

My middle school had a required Spanish course, call that an hablagation

[Aspiring Young Sheldon @Aged_Fetus]

The way I’ve already used 1/3 of my print money for the semester it’s day 3 😃

[Aspiring Young Sheldon @Aged_Fetus]

My girlfriend won’t stop saying Labubu and I still don’t know what they are

[kp @earthlykisssed]

youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence final boss

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

then explain how i'm married to the game

[Aspiring Young Sheldon @Aged_Fetus]

I’m an hour and a half into my shift at the Senate.

Stats for the day:
2 phone calls answered
0 Emails sent
6 times opening Twitter
1 hour and 20 minutes doomscrolling

At least the resume looks nice