Ken Barnard

Remember, all of my ''Overheard at'' tweets actually were overheard, but almost always are presented out of context.

[Ken Barnard @Agent_Crypto]

@HexMix_ Karin was (and still is) one of my favorite human beings ever. Her passing still hurts, but the joy of knowing her is so much greater.

[Ken Barnard @Agent_Crypto]

Overheard at wedding rehearsal: I do it both ways.

[Ken Barnard @Agent_Crypto]

Overheard at CapeCon: That’s when I like to see it.

[Ken Barnard @Agent_Crypto]

Overheard at CapeCon: He is riding the lion.

[Ken Barnard @Agent_Crypto]

Overheard at CapeCon: With this crowd it really just comes down to *who* says it.

[Ken Barnard @Agent_Crypto]

Overheard at CapeCon: If those two had kids their hair wouldn’t fit through the door.

[Ken Barnard @Agent_Crypto]

Overheard at CapeCon: You have now found the volume control for The Cape.

[Ken Barnard @Agent_Crypto]

Angel: I haven’t had my caffeine. Me: Someone should warn Stormy.

[Ken Barnard @Agent_Crypto]

Overheard at CapeCon: I’m not sure this goes, this tiny hole maybe?

[Ken Barnard @Agent_Crypto]

Overheard at CapeCon: I yell at him because he doesn’t pick mine.

[Ken Barnard @Agent_Crypto]

Overheard at CapeCon: With him it’s not gentle.

[Ken Barnard @Agent_Crypto]

Overheard at CapeCon: I am not happy with how fast that went.

[Ken Barnard @Agent_Crypto]

Overheard at CapeCon: Who knew that Pampers made a G-string?

[Ken Barnard @Agent_Crypto]

Overheard at CapeCon: Dammit, my altar boys!

[Ken Barnard @Agent_Crypto]

Overheard at CapeCon: I was going to just let them grab them when they want them.

[Ken Barnard @Agent_Crypto]

Overheard at CapeCon: How much does it cost? That depends on how you do it.

[Ken Barnard @Agent_Crypto]

Overheard at CapeCon: Now my throat hurts a bit. That’s why I’m lubricating it.

[Ken Barnard @Agent_Crypto]

Overheard at CapeCon: Dueling Gollums.

[Ken Barnard @Agent_Crypto]

Overheard at CapeCon: I physically don’t think I could do it again. You know how bad I was.

[Ken Barnard @Agent_Crypto]

Overheard at CapeCon: Jo Kitty doesn’t have the social lubricant to do that.