Agent Smith

Never send a Human to do a Machine's job.

[Agent Smith @Agent_Smith_IND]

Neither Left, nor right.

Against all forms of stupidity.

And more importantly,

Tolerance of stupidity.

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@investorniti Ok. What's your weight n p√&&y count ??

Be very straightforward.

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@souravsingh1026 @Portfolio_Bull Most crimes are by insiders only.

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@Urrmi_ Took me a minute to understand (A non-MH guy here and I hv heard that recital, maybe > 50 times) but if you go this way, you are bound to face Dukh.

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@Arjun_P_9111 For the 100th time, we are not ready for the discussion on the South Indian Dehaat. Not yet.

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@ExSecular Abe Bharat ka Musalman har jagah free fund k dande khane k liye bana hai kya??
Haraami ate hain aur Muslims ko bhadkaa k chale jaate hain.Baad mein koi help nhi karta.

Moslems,go find how many r still rotting in jail fr Delhi riots.Communist bastards who instigated you,all gone!

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@hajarkagalwa Funny 😂😂😂

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@erbmjha Haryanvi aur unke Thar kahaan hain ??

When we need u guys.

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@Peoplepower08 Moslems are the worst in this. On this planet.

Visit most Darghas and u'll find it as a Night Shelter for all such antisocial elements.

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@NindaTurtles Where are the Jaats and the Thars when we need them ???

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@chalhattttt Your grandmother was stupid.

And unfortunately, you have inherited her level of intelligence.

Papa Ki Pari, don't generalise this way.

PS: I had one of the most abusive youngest uncle. God bless his soul, but I hv seen far better uncles in other families. No generalization.

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@neha_laldas @BhimArmyChief And the stupidest of all, this crime will be added to the figure as "crimes against Dalits" and be used in arguments to demand more reservation.

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@SirJambavan @yaajushi I read it when I was already working.

I felt so bad. So exasperated. Like I missed something out of my life. And somehow, that shaped my destiny.

It's a must gift to all your young kids, younger cousins, nephews, nieces.

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@TiredBhiim The bastard doesn't even understand what he has done.

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@babumoshoy People have no idea about the Jamindaar havelis of erstwhile Bengalis.

Too good.

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@airfilter32 Too hard. Goes too hard.

😂😂😂😂😂

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@PratyushP23 These morons have no idea what Ramanujan is.

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@late_bloomer_7 Why are you so stupid ??

Nope.

How are you so stupid??

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@moliticsindia चार डंडे पड़ेंगे तो तुम्हारे मरे हुए पूर्वज भी रोने लगेंगे। तू कौनसी बड़ी आ गई ??

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@5000yearsofrape Bathing is Brahminical.

Cleanliness is Casteism.

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@treeni Again wrong action by the UP Police.

I meant, why shoot the shin??

Heals easily. Most probably, he'll forget this encounter. And might repeat the fault.

Shoot the knee. The knee cap. He'll limp and remember. For life.