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FBA Agent extraordinaire, for a given value of extraordinaire. Also totes a platypus.
(Kinto Mythostian)

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Oh no, I forgot my bones!

[SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex]

Good morning mammals. Remember to give live birth and have bones. Unless you are a monotreme. Then only worry about the bones part. Good luck everyone.

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@NikoCollinsFBA Doesn't sound weird to me. Sounds like brunch.

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See? Evolutionarily, y'all are the weird ones.

[Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh]

No shade to this guy, I'm genuinely very happy to have this info from an expert, but the "Sigh" here is very funny to me. "Yeah, I GUESS you'd think these animals were weird if you only know mammal species from the Cenozoic era, IDIOT"

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Now that's talent! Look out for this cat in the draft!

[San Antonio Zoo 🦍 @SanAntonioZoo]

Wilson loves to play with his basketball! 🏀🥰

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((*Caroline makes ambulance siren sounds as she is taken off the court*))

[Furry Basketball @FBABasketball]

INJURED: Caroline Radley (D2D); DOWNGRADED: Anika Tonpo; CLEARED: Tyler Rudderfield, Tameeka Jetson

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((Be sure to tune in to SportsDen on Wednesday! @FBABasketball ))

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@BcPj5 I don't know, I've gone longer than that without talking to Lynn.

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@RibbonsAndDimes @FbArizona I think Caroline has you covered in that regard.

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@Rollinghouse50 What was that last part, Sunny Jim?

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@NoRingBing @39Torbellino I think my client @BcPj5 might have something to say about that. Ol' Skidsteer went from Alaska bench to starter on one of the top teams in the East!

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@AstridVikingson Hi hello guten abend have we met here's my card ignore the part where it says marine salvage unless you need some marine salvage in which case I am your platypus in two ways.

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Agent senses. Tingling.

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@DatLinsang @MWalstein I do not like the sound of that....
VOTE TEVELA FOR THE LOVE OF MARSHMALLOW

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@NoRingBing Teeth are weird. Permanent little rocks in your mouth? Except sometimes they fall out and don't come back? Sounds made up.

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@DatLinsang I love mine! Egg got me a pair for Arbor Day.

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Ooh, an electric peach shaver! I never did like hairy peaches. What's the occasion?

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I'm bilingual. I go both ways.

[Matt Hart @matthart]

From @speedbumpcomic today 😂😂

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@RoyBivens31 That sounds pretty good. Can you send me the recipe?

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((Caroline Radley does not have a Twitter because her preferred communication is much more aural than textual. I'm sure she is big into furryverse-equivalent TikTok, though!))