Nick

I follow coz something caught my eye, checked you out an like what I read. U don't have to follow back, its not like we're dating.

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I wonder if there is a ‘Groom of the Stool’ job description in the US?

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You know what else has bone spurs?
Chickens!

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Wonder how many people had to die,
so Keir could save two thousand million quid?

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How long before they start calling him Chlorinated Chicken Keir?

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Jeez, I’ve been to quieter air shows!

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@emily_tweets @HiPlainDrifter2 That’s got me thinking … did I padlock my bicycle at the bike park?

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@Chloevol2 I always thought the head nurse was the one with dirty knees

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@CountessWEssex You can tell it’s late in the season because she’s picking rather than milking them

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Confusion reigned today as someone yelled "Look at that cunt” as Ye and his missus popped out for the evening.

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@AuntCunt Hmmm
Maybe we could all hang out

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I see Harry has upset the Royal apple cart yet again.
This time thumbing his nose at William
Our Royal correspondent, Witch Nicol, said that William, having a quiet holiday down in Hastings with a few of his mates, was so upset because Harry seemed to be spoiling for a fight

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@ilovenostalgia She ain’t screaming, that’s Julie Andrews practising ‘The Hills are alive’ in the shower

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No wonder I can’t get a return on my savings
when banks are giving multi million pound bonuses to executives, just for turning up for work

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@forest_fr1ends Thought she might be reading 50 shades of Sable

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@ilovenostalgia Harry has magiced the cup away for a laugh!

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@baseballchickie I was just breathing heavy

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@ilovenostalgia Still got them today, so much better than the slabs of metal they disguise as knives today!

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@cctvidiots Wow, the rats around your place are awesome!

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@karanbirtinna Wait, you are bitching about someone generalising about an ideology.

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@PierPets @lulubelle666 Hey, you’re it