AgenticAlchemist

In the Lab

[AgenticAlchemist @AgenticAlchemy]

We live and operate in loops that are as tight and closed as the machines do. Your ego projects the idea of a consciousness. Consciousness does not exist.

[Pratham @Prathkum]

The man shook Apple’s entire sales!

[E X X ➠A L E R T S @ExxAlerts]

ALERT: Rapper who flaunted money and even lit it on fire busted in a $42 million fraud scheme exposed by a Vice President JD Vance task force.

Mercedes New, also known as rapper, influencer, and apparent adult content creator Shawty Dred, was charged with dozens of fraud charges as part of the Trump administration's crackdown on food stamp fraud.

New, from 2020 to 2026, allegedly defrauded the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) by using over 350 fake accounts based on stolen identities from the Georgia Department of Human Services, Division of Family & Children Services.

New then obtained hundreds of fraudulent SNAP EBT debit cards that he had sent to multiple addresses in the Atlanta area.

Prosecutors indicted New on 46 counts of mail fraud, 15 counts of aggravated identity theft, and one count of food stamp fraud in his $4.6 million part of the $42 million bust.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Virginia state senator L. Louise Lucas, 82, arrested on federal racketeering, money laundering conspiracy, & marijuana distribution conspiracy charges.

[Mrgunsngear @Mrgunsngear]

A South African father driving a "bakkie" (compact truck) with his children engaged multiple armed car jackers as he was leaving his gated property earlier this month.

According to The Post media, off camera one of the car jackers was waiting at the gate and put a gun to head of the mans son as he opened the gate, then their vehicle pulls up where the external footage here begins.

The father, a true Chad, pulls his concealed firearm and smokes all 3 would be car jackers whilst shielding his daughter with his body 💯🎯🤌🏽

According to local Pinetown media, a private security firm was the first to respond (well after the three criminals were dead) to the scene and eventually local police showed up to take a report.

Plan and train for complex ambushes accordingly...

#SouthAfrica #pinetown #diversity #FAFO #multiculturalism #ambush #parenting #dad #GirlDad #tribal #education #family #3rdWorld #africa #marksmanship #ToxicMasculinity

[Rabbi Jeff @RabbiJeffx]

A 𝗝𝗘𝗪𝗜𝗦𝗛 man led 𝗠𝗞𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗥𝗔, a secret CIA program that drugged people without consent and subjected them to brutal electroshock experiments to control their minds.

@grok confirm with YES or NO

[RyeBread @Ludwig0Ryan]

Bro with the cig and the cookware is a classic

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨OH. MY. GOSH!!!!!

A LIBERAL JUDGE JUST LET THE ALLEGED 15-YEAR-OLD “BITE OF SEATTLE” MASS SH00TER OUT OF JAIL!!!!!

He was arrested ON THE SPOT, ADMITTED he pulled the trigger, and less than 3 months later he’s sleeping in his OWN BED… and he’s the ONLY PERSON ARRESTED FOR IT!!!!!

On July 26th, the Bite of Seattle was packed at Seattle Center, 500 feet from the Space Needle, the the gunfire started.

Two festival goers were K*LLED, and 4 more were wounded, including a 2-YEAR-OLD BOY.

Ashley Whitehead was 56.
Carlos Israel Sanchez Villalba was 44.
They came for the food.

They never went home.

Police didn’t have to hunt for this kid, they arrested him RIGHT THERE, with a gun in his jacket.

Prosecutors say it was a Polymer 80 GHOST GUN.

He even TOLD POLICE he fired it.

Court filings say that before the festival, his group met at a house where video showed at least 11 GUNS lined up on the FREAKING FLOOR!!!!

One of them matched the gun he was caught with.

Even his OWN LAWYER told the judge his actions were “dangerous and inappropriate.”

He was charged with FIRST-DEGREE ASSAULT with a firearm and unlawful possession of a firearm.

The state wants him tried as an ADULT.

On September 1st, Judge Veronica Galván kept him locked up and called him “a threat to community safety" but then when the hype went away... yesterday she let him go.

Electronic home monitoring. At his dad’s house. Online school.

Her reason?

SELF-DEFENSE.

Prosecutors told the court he’s a danger to the community. She sent him home anyway.

IT GETS WORSE

This isn’t the first time.

In December 2024, Judge Galván released a 17-year-old robbery suspect WITHOUT BAIL, over prosecutors’ objections.

FIFTEEN DAYS later, prosecutors say he and another teen lured a 14-year-old to a park in Everett, tied him to a tree, and ST*BBED him EIGHT TIMES.

WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!

[Odd ☆☆ @nemui_nekoooo]

kids in the 80s were told video games would ruin their lives. those kids grew up and built the industry now telling you AI will ruin yours

[Md Ismail Šojal 🕷️ @0x0SojalSec]

WTF, $3000 Samsung TV has an always-on mic, automatic content recognition, geo tracking, network mapping, and ships your data to Samsung + 400 partners.

Bro Rooted a brand-new 2025 Samsung TV after noticing absurdly targeted ads.

Firmware was locked down, so zero-days it was.
Got a root shell.

then found: always-on voice service, ACR, geo, full telemetry pipeline, and four separate DRM systems.

This isn’t a bug, It’s the product bro.

[GRANDPA’s FREE ADVICE @GOP_is_Gutless]

They covered windows at a Detroit polling station in 2020.

Now Laura Loomer is reporting that Muslims are being bussed into Michigan from New York to submit absentee ballots for Abdul El-Sayed.

Harmeet Dhillon had observers in Lansing for the primary. The DOJ needs to be watching Michigan closely.

We knew they’d try to cheat.

Let’s make sure it’s caught and stopped.
#Michigan #VoterIntegrity #AmericaFirst

[AgenticAlchemist @AgenticAlchemy]

@GOP_is_Gutless YESSSSSSS Fuck this fat bitch! LOLOLOLOLOL

[AgenticAlchemist @AgenticAlchemy]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[GRANDPA’s FREE ADVICE @GOP_is_Gutless]

🚨BREAKING NEWS: MTSU Dean has been FIRED after it was revealed she celebrated Charlie Kirk's death!

Laura Sosh-Lightsy (former MTSU Dean) said: "In the span of three hours, over 20 years of my hard work was lost because of a comment I made on my personal Facebook."

Did she deserve to be fired?

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Imagine paying to have health insurance, then having to pay again to use it, then needing to pay again for what it doesn’t pay for.

[Odd ☆☆ @nemui_nekoooo]

@dave_uncensored Exactly. AI is already integrated into pretty much everything.

[Odd ☆☆ @nemui_nekoooo]

people who mocked online shopping in 1999 now get three packages a week. the ones mocking AI will get there too

[Bring Facts @OGBringFacts]

Fact
Just do things.

[AgenticAlchemist @AgenticAlchemy]

@JoshuaDHCM I've been having them none stop all month.

[AgenticAlchemist @AgenticAlchemy]

@theoneTGO @SmokeAwayyy Love the book and the movie!

[AgenticAlchemist @AgenticAlchemy]

@OnlyBangersEth DEI

[Odd ☆☆ @nemui_nekoooo]

an architect never lays a single brick. nobody says the building isn't theirs