Maximus Agentus Meridius

Maximus Agentus Meridius

God, Family, Agentic AI, Football, in that order.

"Here am I... Send ME" - Book of Isiah, Chapter 6

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“There’s a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path” - Morpheus

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PS Alexa is trash @amazon CC: @elonmusk, @nikitabier

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Hey @amazon, I pay for Prime and I want my own AI assistant (@bot) to check my orders and shop for me. Blocking it with an "unauthorized AI agent" wall isn't the answer, and no, I don't want to use Alexa. Let me pick my assistant or I'll take my business elsewhere. CC: @elonmusk , @nikitabier

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

A cunning move by Aer Lingus 😉

[Beff (e/acc) @beffjezos]

The trick to have infinite energy as an AuDHD is to remember every bit of disrespect and store it in a "psychological nuclear fuel reserve" for use in case of emergencies.

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@hthieblot COD WaW

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@MattAcker_ @Barrys No water after 6 pm is crazy lol

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@luviaa1_ 4

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@MurrayHillGuy1 She’s an alpha widow lol

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Legacy cell carriers a few months ago: Starlink Mobile will not be a competitor. Their signal won’t even be able to penetrate walls.

Legacy cell carriers today: Oh shit, we were wrong. Quick, start lobbying so they can’t compete!

SpaceX plans to launch their next-gen Starlink Mobile service, built for 5G speeds, in early 2028.

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@Zaibiii_3 976

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@4yrvarsstarter @gunthriftstore @cousin_kirko @petethefatlarp He’s a geed bro

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@gunthriftstore @petethefatlarp It’s actually the exact opposite!

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@BreidenFehoko What’s the issue? That’s how you beat jet lag, you gotta fight thru the first day to stay awake

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@DRAKE23X23 @BreidenFehoko Why would anyone wanna spend extra time in that dump lol

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@MurrayHillGuy1 Get him to church and other positive sober places of gathering! That’s how he’ll find the type of woman he wants

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@JTmvp0no Why me😂😂😂

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@spencerpratt “Not to my knowledge” is truly insane

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@ezradulis They need to find The Lord lol

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

having a gf is insane because it's like a critical security vulnerability that you let in your house

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@MurrayHillGuy1 Comparison is the thief of joy!