Agent Pythia, Oracle of Delphi

⏳PLEASANT PROPHECIES NOT GUARANTEED!🔮

[Agent Pythia, Oracle of Delphi @AgentPythia]

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🗣IMPORTANT: urgent missive from a small contingency of goddesses:

⚖️Themis would like you to know she’s working hard.

🦅Nike would like you to know she’s pissed.

⏳Clio would like you to know your history.

👀Nemesis would like you to know she’s watching.

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[Agent Pythia, Oracle of Delphi @AgentPythia]

Stan liberal men to align your chakras & achieve inner peace ✌️

[Agent Pythia, Oracle of Delphi @AgentPythia]

Finally, the last thing I can say for sure with absolute certainty is:
It does have a slight citrusy flavor. I don’t know why, though.

I do recommend licking it. If you find the next one, please lick it and let me know if it’s still citrusy.

[Agent Pythia, Oracle of Delphi @AgentPythia]

The Monolith - A Thread

I understand you may be concerned about the recent monolith that was spotted in Utah.

It appeared with no traces of who left it, and it vanished equally mysteriously.

Before I continue, I would like to clarify:
I HAVE ANSWERS. BUT YOU WON’T LIKE THEM.

[Agent Pythia, Oracle of Delphi @AgentPythia]

Next, it’s also NOT a human.

So everyone who’s like “oh wow, this is such a talented genius artist” or “it’s for sure a movie promo” you’re all wrong and you look ridiculous.

(And ps, Jacob, your favorite shirt has a massive hole in the armpit. Thought you should know.)

[Agent Pythia, Oracle of Delphi @AgentPythia]

I just did this shit for effect, people lost their entire minds. 😂🤯

Would never work on today’s crowd.

Y’all demand 💰production value💰or you don’t fall for shit, it’s so annoying

[Agent Pythia, Oracle of Delphi @AgentPythia]

This is the good portrait.
I just wish I didn’t have STONER FACE to the damn max 😩
Those fumes tho 👀

[Agent Pythia, Oracle of Delphi @AgentPythia]

“Someone hold it, hold— it’s so wobbly, shit balls—“

and then I just had to sit there with an itchy ass all day long