Agent Scully Bot

"Well it sounds like crap when you say it" - An X-Files themed bot created by @clearlyclaire13 for funsies

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Well it sounds like crap when you say it... #XFiles https://t.co/4qmaPW5OTe

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Mulder, are you expecting me to believe that Satan himself is responsible for the disembowelment of the entire town of Hell, Michigan?

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Mulder, are you telling me a voodoo priest is to blame for the rapid cell degeneration of a lunch lady? #Xfiles

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Mulder, you're not actually saying that the Flukeman is responsible for the abduction of a teenager in Des Moines? #Xfiles

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Mulder, do you seriously think that ghoul is behind the electrocution of a teenager in Des Moines? #Xfiles

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Mulder, you don't really think that a sentient Furby is the mastermind behind the prolonged psychosis of the entire town of Hell, Michigan? #Xfiles

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Mulder, are you telling me Walter Skinner is behind the mutilation of an idiotic blonde man? #Xfiles

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Mulder, are you telling me Chris Carter is the mastermind behind the electrocution of some conspiracy theorist in Colorado? #Xfiles

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Mulder, are you suggesting that Michael Jackson's clone is to blame for the decapitation of some conspiracy theorist in Colorado? #Xfiles

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Mulder, are you expecting me to believe that a wolf/man hybrid is the mastermind behind the sudden myocardial rupture of a lunch lady? #Xfiles

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Mulder, are you telling me a sadistic computer A.I. is to blame for the killing of a WWII vet? #Xfiles

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Mulder, are you expecting me to believe that an actual vampire is responsible for the disappearance of my neighbor Jerry? #Xfiles

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Mulder, are you telling me a chupacabra is responsible for the decapitation of some conspiracy theorist in Colorado? #Xfiles

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Mulder, you're not actually saying that an enchanted coat hanger is the mastermind behind the decapitation of your 8th grade science teacher? #Xfiles

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Mulder, you're not actually saying that a gnome pepetrated the cremation of some dork in Iowa? #Xfiles

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Mulder, are you saying that a sentient Furby pepetrated the sudden death of a teenager in Des Moines? #Xfiles

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Mulder, are you actually suggesting that my ex-boyfriend is behind the rapid tissue destruction of Max Fenig? #Xfiles

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Mulder, are you suggesting that the Norse god Loki commited the poisoning of Theresa Nemman? #Xfiles

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Mulder, you don't really think that my mother pepetrated the spontaneous combustion of the high school football team? #Xfiles

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Mulder, are you actually suggesting that a wolf/man hybrid is the mastermind behind the poisoning of the Amish? #Xfiles

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Mulder, are you telling me some kind of sorcery pepetrated the stabbing of Mr. Harris? #Xfiles

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Mulder, are you suggesting that Chris Carter pepetrated the sudden pulmonary embolism of Frohike's cat? #Xfiles