𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙄’𝙢 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙮?

❛❛ 𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝘽𝙀𝙇𝙄𝙀𝙑𝙀 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝙀𝙓𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙀 𝐎𝐅 𝙀𝙓𝙏𝙍𝘼-𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘼𝙇𝙎 ? ❜❜ (PARODY OF EVERYONE’S FAVORITE CONSPIRACY THEORIST.)

[𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙄’𝙢 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙮? @AgentUFOParty]

❛❛ ……𝐒𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐑𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝘽𝙀𝙇𝙄𝙀𝙑𝙀 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒. ❜❜
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👽 ғox ᴍuʟᴅᴇʀ. x-ғɪʟᴇs ʀᴘ. ʜoʀʀoʀ, ᴇᴛc vᴇʀsᴇs. ᴇʀᴀ ғʟᴇxɪʙʟᴇ. oc, ᴀu, ᴍv, cʀossovᴇʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ. sʜɪᴘs wɪᴛʜ cʜᴇᴍ 🛸
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[˗ˏˋ 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐁𝐎𝐘. @theanungunrama]

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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ⠀
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[࣪ ⟢˘ ᅟ 𝖔͟de ᅟ to ᅟ the ᅟ ‍𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐬. ‍ ‍ᅟ @godabhor]

learns forbidden knowledge on accident．

[𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙄’𝙢 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙮? @AgentUFOParty]

“I KNEW IT!”

Scully’s gonna hate to see him comin’ with that ‘I told you so’ later.

[◟♯ . / ࿐𝚂𝙷𝙰𝙳𝙾𝚆 𝙾𝙵 𝙰 𝙼𝙰𝙽 ݁ᛪ༙ . ! @RESIDENTREQUIEM]

❝ pretty much, bud. ❞

[𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙄’𝙢 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙮? @AgentUFOParty]

“So uh… DSO resident evil? BSAA? That’s uhhhh…bio terrorism division stuff, right?”

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Not now kitten daddy has angered the forest spirits

[🩵 𝓑𝓾𝓬𝓴 🩵 {Seen TB*} @BlueWolfRequiem]

🩵 𝓐 𝓢𝓽𝓾𝓭𝔂 𝓸𝓯 𝓡𝓮𝓭𝓮𝓶𝓹𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓲𝓷 𝓑𝓵𝓾𝓮 🩵
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🦾 ʙucᴋʏ ʙᴀʀɴᴇs. ɴᴇw ᴛo ᴍusᴇ, ᴍosᴛʟʏ ᴍovɪᴇs & ᴛғᴀᴛws-ʙᴀsᴇᴅ. ᴇʀᴀ/vᴇʀsɪoɴ ғʟᴇxɪʙʟᴇ. ᴍᴀʀvᴇʟ+ᴇᴛc vᴇʀsᴇs. ᴀu, ᴍv, cʀossovᴇʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ. 🦾
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[𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙄’𝙢 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙮? @AgentUFOParty]

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⠀⠀⠀𝙎𝙘𝙪𝙡𝙥𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀#𝓢𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖆.ᐟ

[𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙄’𝙢 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙮? @AgentUFOParty]

❛❛ ……𝐒𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐑𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 ����𝙀𝙇𝙄𝙀𝙑𝙀 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒. ❜❜
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👽 ғox ᴍuʟᴅᴇʀ. x-ғɪʟᴇs ʀᴘ. ʜoʀʀoʀ, ᴇᴛc vᴇʀsᴇs. ᴇʀᴀ ғʟᴇxɪʙʟᴇ. oc, ᴀu, ᴍv, cʀossovᴇʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ. sʜɪᴘs wɪᴛʜ cʜᴇᴍ 🛸
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[𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙄’𝙢 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙮? @AgentUFOParty]

𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘿𝙊 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙊𝙂𝙉𝙄𝙕𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘽𝙊𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙎 𝙄𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙏.

[𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙄’𝙢 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙮? @AgentUFOParty]

// IS THAT A MASK ACCOUNT OMG????? @THEM4SK_

[𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙄’𝙢 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙮? @AgentUFOParty]

// Writer reveal ig??

Finally back on my bullshit lol red hair don’t care 🤪

[𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙄’𝙢 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙮? @AgentUFOParty]

// It’s like twt took me hitting cancel as a “no 🩵” & didn’t know what to do so it just went “my fault gang my fault, go about your day nvm” 😭😭😭😂

[𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙄’𝙢 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙮? @AgentUFOParty]

// I got this after I sent a tweet to another account of mine through DMs & then when I tried to do the stupid challenge thing the page didn’t load properly so I hit cancel & then nothing else happened so I switched accs & came back & this didn’t pop back up?? 😭😭😭?

[𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙄’𝙢 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙮? @AgentUFOParty]

“Oh no, I think she’s the coolest person in existence. Why do you think I wanted to marry her?”

YOU THOUGHT LIKE SHIT BOIIIIIII

[ً @findthctruth]

“. . . that’s because she is cool.
what, you don’t think mom is
cool?” got ‘em.

[𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙄’𝙢 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙮? @AgentUFOParty]

// Ghost & Powerwolf dropping new music (AND THE GHOST MOVIE) at the same time has me like

[𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙄’𝙢 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙮? @AgentUFOParty]

She’s just better at acting like she’s cool [snorts]

[ً @findthctruth]

walk into that boys bedroom
and it’s library central. kettle
calling the pot, really.

“yeah, but she’s less . .
transparent.”

[𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙄’𝙢 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙮? @AgentUFOParty]

[he shrugs, hands up]

You come by it honestly! Your mother is definitely a dork at times too, don’t let her fool you.

[ً @findthctruth]

“have you seen your office?
it’s dork central.”

he’s not even better. they’re
both too alike.

[𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙄’𝙢 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙮? @AgentUFOParty]

Yes [he’s so deadass I’m sorry 😭]

[ً @findthctruth]

he chuckles.

“i’m the dork?”

[𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙄’𝙢 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙮? @AgentUFOParty]

……that’s because you’re probably getting taller again, dork

[ً @findthctruth]

“huh, i remember you being
taller.” happens every time .

[𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙄’𝙢 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙮? @AgentUFOParty]

[lying; sweats] yes!

[ً @findthctruth]

he’s not. fox is just almost as
tall. it’s funny.

“are you sure?”