C.M. Quark

I merely suggested it could be worth trying the old wives’ tale of applying Quark to the injured area. #coyw

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Raul Jimenez has been a very good striker and selfless pro for Fulham in his three years at the club. Cost only £5m, 31 goals in 115 appearances, hard working on the field, also represented the club well off it, great with fans. He’s at the World Cup, still valued by Mexico at 35.

Such a respected professional deserves more than the small line in the six-point thanking him and the others “for their service and efforts during their time at Fulham”. Doubtless, the club will have prepared special content celebrating what Raul did for Fulham, how he ran himself into the ground for them, scored some important goals (PL winners this season against Sunderland, Forest and West Ham) and why he is so loved and respected by fans. Raul deserves it. #FFC

[C.M. Quark @agermancheese]

Who lost the ‚ownership game‘ in the end, @NFFC?
Congrats to winning the Conference League @CPFC. Next yesr finally and deservedly playing in the Europa League.

[C.M. Quark @agermancheese]

@1966MJG Agree, the West Ham home game was unnecessarily poor team selection, followed by poor team selection in the cup a few days later.

[C.M. Quark @agermancheese]

@MrSammyJames @AliMaxwell_ I remember the day of the 5-2. One didn’t need to be an expert to see his potential and his market value at the time was <3 mio. Even 10 mio. before the start of the new season would have been a bargain. Similarly Gyokeres could have been bought for a similar amount then.

[C.M. Quark @agermancheese]

@MrSammyJames @AliMaxwell_ I remember the day of the 5-2. One didn’t need to be an expert to see his potential and his market value at the time was <3 mio. Even 10 mio. before the start of the new season would have been a bargain. Similarly Gyokeres could have been bought for a similar amount then.

[C.M. Quark @agermancheese]

We could have bought Viktor Göyekeres for £1m in Summer 2021 and for about £22 in Summer 2023. And probably at some point in between. #ffc

[C.M. Quark @agermancheese]

We could have bought Viktor Göyekeres for £1m in Summer 2021 and for about £22 in Summer 2023. And probably at some point in between. #ffc

[Sammy James @MrSammyJames]

I know it's Arsenal but this has been embarrassing from Fulham

[Sofia khatun @sofia3973]

STOP telling ChatGPT:
“Check my grammar and writing.”

Bad prompt = bad output.

Use these instead 👇

[C.M. Quark @agermancheese]

@1966MJG If you consider a point per game enough to stay in the Premier League then 23 points from 21 games is actually good enough.

[SE Palmeiras @Palmeiras]

Bem-vindo ao #MaiorCampeãoDoBrasil, Andreas Pereira! ✍️

O meio-campista de 29 anos é o nosso novo reforço! ➤ https://t.co/oy6qXnj0cI

[C.M. Quark @agermancheese]

@JustEatChats This is a scam trying to get one‘s bank details.

[C.M. Quark @agermancheese]

@JustEatChats This is a scam trying to get one‘s bank details.

[C.M. Quark @agermancheese]

Despite two customer service assistants telling me that a refund will be issued, someone called Punewala Varshita is declining the refund. Should I report them to @metpoliceuk for fraud?

[C.M. Quark @agermancheese]

Sign the petition here: https://t.co/UNAC9rYY6F

[C.M. Quark @agermancheese]

Would @mterstegen1 to @ManUtd not be the best solution for everyone involved? @FabrizioRomano @DeadlineDayLive

[C.M. Quark @agermancheese]

I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN, I'LL FOLLOW YOU ACROSS THE COUNTRY! CALVIN, CALVIN BASSEY!!!

[Fulham Football Club @FulhamFC]

The best of Bassey.

Your 2024/25 Player of the Season. 🇳🇬🤍

[Fulhamish @FulhamishPod]

What a season supporting the whites 🎶

INCREDIBLE this'll catch on submission from Eddie Kirkland 🎸

[C.M. Quark @agermancheese]

@94CAMRAM They were probably thinking they were clapping the Croydon De Bruyne.

[C.M. Quark @agermancheese]

Are we now supporting Chelsea against Nottingham Forest? #ffc

[ollie bosque @ollie_bosque]

#ffc
WTFFFF

[No Score Draws ✍️ (Alex & Sian - BOOK OUT NOW!) @CheapPanini]

Been practicing drawing hands

Faces not so much