I'm dating all of my oomfs but they don't know it and I'm also cheating on all of them at all times and they're all pregnant and they all got abortions
Oh and one time in 2nd grade I learned from king of the hill that girls don't feel kicks in the balls so I told a guy that and he kicked my crotch so fucking hard it stung for all of recess and I pretended it didn't hurt at all
@evilmanedmatty nyooo ur making ivans little bud all saddd noo he's getting #flacid (。•́︿•̀。) won't you show some pity for this one inch soldier "pwease pity me Matty Patty" oh! He spoke! He must be really sad .... (´;ω;`)