Agha Salman

[Agha Salman @AghaSalman]

Eid Mubarak

[Agha Salman @AghaSalman]

@FootyHumour hahahahahah

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

The Army says it plans to start using lead-free, eco-friendly bullets. Also, unmanned drones will notify their presence with smooth jazz.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Are the UKIP enthusiasts and corporate whores going to applaud every single mistake Novak makes?