Darwin

I’m him.

[Darwin @AgitatedDarwin]

@momentmemori There’s stupid and then there you.

[Darwin @AgitatedDarwin]

@jagograhakjago I want to bring to your attention that they say they’ll resolve things but then never do anything because it seems that no one is aware what is happening in the manufacturing plant. Dubious behaviour at best. Like we see with Ola and their scooters.

[Darwin @AgitatedDarwin]

@jagograhakjago kindly find attached image explaining the issue with @royalenfield

Booking ID - BKGO11365JK00160
Dealer - Aditya Motors, Kolkata
Advance amount - ₹ 20,000
Booking date - 7th May, 2026
Bike Variant - Himalayan 450 slate grey/Himalayan salt
Issue - not delivered

[Darwin @AgitatedDarwin]

@harshhit__ @royalenfield Hate to break it to you , but it seems like they don’t care about their customers and only care about making a sale. I’m waiting for my bike delivery for more than 120 days now.

[Darwin @AgitatedDarwin]

@TimesNow BJP, as Dr. @ARanganathan72 says, is congress + cow. It’s a Sewer Socialist party. This country needs a rational and nationalist right wing party that wants to do real good and not token politics. Indian political landscape is not right vs left but dynasty vs left.

[Darwin @AgitatedDarwin]

@DeepikaBhardwaj But how will lawyers and judges make good money? If we all were fair, lawyers would die of hunger no?

[Darwin @AgitatedDarwin]

@royalenfield Guess what’s stronger? My patience of waiting for my himmy 450 delivery for more than 120 days!! When are y’all planning to give me my bike?

[Darwin @AgitatedDarwin]

@_RimaSarkar @aravind This is the kind of humour that makes twitter worth it xD

[Darwin @AgitatedDarwin]

@royalenfield Nice!! Did I tell you about my nearly 120 days of witnessing frustration of not getting Himalayan 450 delivered to me? You should tune into that story!

[Darwin @AgitatedDarwin]

@luxamfq @royalenfield By investing in an unhelpful customer support and crappy factory assembly line that is taking almost 120 days to make a damn himmy 450.

[Darwin @AgitatedDarwin]

@royalenfield Guess what’s bigger louder and wilder than? My frustration for not getting my bike after being promised a timeline of 45 days but delaying it to almost 120 days now

[Darwin @AgitatedDarwin]

@royalenfield You know what’s even cooler? Giving me my Himalayan 450 after nearly 120 days of waiting

[Darwin @AgitatedDarwin]

@thockeyguy69 @MasculinePeak It’s time you grow up and realise that sex is one of the fundamental pillars of the marriage game. If you don’t like the game, don’t play it. But don’t try to change the game.

[Darwin @AgitatedDarwin]

@royalenfield Can you please deliver my bike for god’s sake? It’s around 120 days

[Darwin @AgitatedDarwin]

@royalenfield Make new bikes but never deliver existing bikes to customers for over 115 days. You should change your name to Royal F*uc*kUp

[Darwin @AgitatedDarwin]

@kaalbhairavaya @DesiEsco7 I think yo are taking a very surface level thing to drive home a point that you think is right. The girl is celebrated because of a primary reason: she looks cute pretty and weak but turns out she lifts like crazy. That’s what is holding out attention. Then comes the looks.

[Darwin @AgitatedDarwin]

@rightarmleftist The best match made in heaven is between a masochist and a sadist.

[Darwin @AgitatedDarwin]

@royalenfield More than 130 days. Haven’t got my bike yet. How is it that a bike is in the manufacturing plant for 130 days?

[Ajeet Bharti @ajeetbharti]

लगातार आप सब के विचारों के सुनने के उपरांत, हमने एक सरलीकृत माँग पत्र बनाया है। एक बार आम सहमति बन जाए, फिर डिजिटल से धरातल की योजना बनाई जाएगी। तब तक, नीति निर्धारकों के लिए यह पत्र हम सार्वजनिक कर रहे हैं ताकि उन्हें AI से हिन्दी लिखवा कर, उसमें प्राइवेट में आरक्षण जैसी बकलोली न करनी पड़े।

@JPNadda जी, कॉपी ही करना है, तो ठीक से करो। वैसे, आपको दोबारा झुका द��ख कर दुख हुआ।

[Darwin @AgitatedDarwin]

@ImPriyeshK2 @royalenfield I booked a Himalayan on 7th May. I was promised the same 45 days max. Haven’t gotten any update on this yet. They are just pocketing the booking money at this point I think.