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Teaching Aggies how to be SEC fans since 2022. Broke Lane Kiffin to LSU, but not a news source. Not affiliated with Texas A&M University. No rings since 1939.

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AgKnocks Pod 10-21 is now live!

- Citadel Recap
- HeisMolanoGate
- Alabama Preview
- Diet Soda Debate

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@MrColeThompson You gotta be careful of the super dorks in our fan base that can’t see the obvious truth

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@rcb05 @AggieJay Yeah I mean if they knew the ball was snapped accidentally or not, you gotta get that yard

[I Don't Hate Your Team* @ih8yourteam]

Texas A&M punted in this situation. Worse still, they let the clock run down to 3:53 before they did it.

This is a coach trying to mitigate the final score, not do everything to win.

And there's a huge problem with punting here

🧵

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@BoardGeniuses Wouldn’t be surprising

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@CarterKarels Perfect time to build a ship in a bottle

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AGKNOCKS MONDAY MORNING THOUGHTS

THE MORE WE CHANGE, THE MORE WE STAY THE SAME

Texas A&M Head Coaches Through Their First 34 Games:

Kevin Sumlin: 25-9 (73.5%)
Jimbo Fisher: 24-10 (70.6%)
Mike Elko: 23-11 (67.6%)

Texas A&M Head Coaches vs. AP Top 25 Opponents Through Their First 34 Games:

Kevin Sumlin: 6-9 (40.0%)
Jimbo Fisher: 4-8 (33.3%)
Mike Elko: 5-7 (41.7%)

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT, THEY PULL ME BACK IN FOR 15 MINUTES AND THEN I’M FULLY OUT AGAIN

-Marcel Reed, bro. I’m out of words for you this year. I know circumstances changed, the OL is all new, we lost KC, new playcaller. But holy shit man.

-I’d love to be a fly on the wall in the building for practice etc, and develop an inkling of an understanding as to why Brady Hart hasn’t gotten a chance to play meaningful snaps

-It makes no sense, and at this point the season is beyond lost. You have nothing to lose by starting Hart.

-Elko has put himself in a dilemma that if Hart sucks, the onus is on him for coming into the season with such a horrible offense in general

-if Hart is better than Marcel or dare I say “good”, we wasted a season with the wrong guy to satisfy ego? Donor money politics? It’s baffling. Bad spot to be in

BROKEN SYSTEM AND CULTURE

-how do you snap the ball on a play where you didn’t call an actual play? Either sabotage or one of the dumbest plays of all time.

-how can you fix this? Basically start from scratch next year and ride out this extension. We just need to be put in timeout. We don’t deserve a good football team, we are cursed, whatever it is. It might be time to just sit in our dirty diaper for a while.

[Cole Cubelic @colecubelic]

I’m a KJ Edwards fan…

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This fan base has been through hell, man

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AGKNOCKS MONDAY MORNING THOUGHTS

THE MORE WE CHANGE, THE MORE WE STAY THE SAME

Texas A&M Head Coaches Through Their First 34 Games:

Kevin Sumlin: 25-9 (73.5%)
Jimbo Fisher: 24-10 (70.6%)
Mike Elko: 23-11 (67.6%)

Texas A&M Head Coaches vs. AP Top 25 Opponents Through Their First 34 Games:

Kevin Sumlin: 6-9 (40.0%)
Jimbo Fisher: 4-8 (33.3%)
Mike Elko: 5-7 (41.7%)

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT, THEY PULL ME BACK IN FOR 15 MINUTES AND THEN I’M FULLY OUT AGAIN

-Marcel Reed, bro. I’m out of words for you this year. I know circumstances changed, the OL is all new, we lost KC, new playcaller. But holy shit man.

-I’d love to be a fly on the wall in the building for practice etc, and develop an inkling of an understanding as to why Brady Hart hasn’t gotten a chance to play meaningful snaps

-It makes no sense, and at this point the season is beyond lost. You have nothing to lose by starting Hart.

-Elko has put himself in a dilemma that if Hart sucks, the onus is on him for coming into the season with such a horrible offense in general

-if Hart is better than Marcel or dare I say “good”, we wasted a season with the wrong guy to satisfy ego? Donor money politics? It’s baffling. Bad spot to be in

BROKEN SYSTEM AND CULTURE

-how do you snap the ball on a play where you didn’t call an actual play? Either sabotage or one of the dumbest plays of all time.

-how can you fix this? Basically start from scratch next year and ride out this extension. We just need to be put in timeout. We don’t deserve a good football team, we are cursed, whatever it is. It might be time to just sit in our dirty diaper for a while.

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AGKNOCKS MONDAY MORNING THOUGHTS

THE MORE WE CHANGE, THE MORE WE STAY THE SAME

Texas A&M Head Coaches Through Their First 34 Games:

Kevin Sumlin: 25-9 (73.5%)
Jimbo Fisher: 24-10 (70.6%)
Mike Elko: 23-11 (67.6%)

Texas A&M Head Coaches vs. AP Top 25 Opponents Through Their First 34 Games:

Kevin Sumlin: 6-9 (40.0%)
Jimbo Fisher: 4-8 (33.3%)
Mike Elko: 5-7 (41.7%)

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT, THEY PULL ME BACK IN FOR 15 MINUTES AND THEN I’M FULLY OUT AGAIN

-Marcel Reed, bro. I’m out of words for you this year. I know circumstances changed, the OL is all new, we lost KC, new playcaller. But holy shit man.

-I’d love to be a fly on the wall in the building for practice etc, and develop an inkling of an understanding as to why Brady Hart hasn’t gotten a chance to play meaningful snaps

-It makes no sense, and at this point the season is beyond lost. You have nothing to lose by starting Hart.

-Elko has put himself in a dilemma that if Hart sucks, the onus is on him for coming into the season with such a horrible offense in general

-if Hart is better than Marcel or dare I say “good”, we wasted a season with the wrong guy to satisfy ego? Donor money politics? It’s baffling. Bad spot to be in

BROKEN SYSTEM AND CULTURE

-how do you snap the ball on a play where you didn’t call an actual play? Either sabotage or one of the dumbest plays of all time.

-how can you fix this? Basically start from scratch next year and ride out this extension. We just need to be put in timeout. We don’t deserve a good football team, we are cursed, whatever it is. It might be time to just sit in our dirty diaper for a while.

[Dr.Connor McDavid @Madeyoumadd]

Marcels 15 minute break from playing like a retard

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Cashius Howell uses his not short arms to get his first career sack!

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Would love to be responsible for knocking Texas out on Thanksgiving

[Kalshi Sports @KalshiSports]

Updated CFP Chances after Week 8, via Kalshi:

93% — Miami
89% — Georgia
85% — Indiana
81% — Ohio St, Notre Dame
61% — Alabama
59% — UCLA
55% — Utah
52% — LSU
51% — Texas
46% — Ole Miss
44% — BYU
36% — Kentucky
27% — New Mexico
25% — Florida
21% — TTU
18% — Tennessee, Wisconsin

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@immennothim Good come back bro😭😂🫵

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In the last 25 years, Kyle Umlang has had the same number of real jobs (0) as sexual partners (0)

#UmlangFactThursday

[Kyle Umlang @kyleumlang]

In the last 25 years, Texas A&M Football has had the same number of head coaches (6) as Top 25 seasons (6).

#AggieFactThursday

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@PardonMyTake Ball never crossed the line lmao

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It can’t possibly be worse

And if it is, then at least we will be at peace with it

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Mike Elko on the potential decision to go to Brady Hart and his belief in Marcel Reed:

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“Yeah bro I already got Klein to agree to $2M at Kansas State next year”

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Brady Hart and Marcel always giggling on the sidelines when we are down multiple scores

Fuck all this