G @mumski_scot

I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
Tifusi

[G @mumski_scot @AgnesHoust46270]

@TheGlasgowMummy you would like it here much warmer than Glasgow

[Kirstie Allsopp @KirstieMAllsopp]

Come on @KelvingroveArt let’s get the real story, because this just cannot be true.

[Poppyscotland @poppyscotland]

The giant poppies are back on the M8! Look out for them on the grass pyramids at Junction 3A Bathgate, marking the 2026 Scottish Poppy Appeal.

Thank you to the Scottish Rugby Union, The Pyramids Business Park and LineMarkUK for making this display possible.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: At least seven dead after shooting at church in Jordan - reports

https://t.co/sMpB9myTz0

[Kelvingrove Mummy @TheGlasgowMummy]

I haven't had my bandages changed for 3000 years, I went to the QEUH to get some new ones and they said I still have 500 years to go until I reach the top of the waiting list.

[SnoopDeg @SnoopDegB]

⚠️ Another predator to be on the lookout for⚠️

Another one who has tried to pull a woman into the bushes behind this community centre in Parkhead.

This isn't the first time one of these people have tried something like this at that spot either.

Be wary if in that vicinity, and stay safe.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨BREAKING: Migrant Woman named Aisha Zaman has been charged with shooting a Police Officer in Nottingham

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Irish hugging consent advert taken down after backlash https://t.co/FSoPqkNadn

[Sick of it….🇬🇧 @MediaSOI]

Don’t panic. The prime minister is on gogglebox later

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

How is it possible that this man is still a judge ?

[Mossad Commentary @MOSSADil]

MACRON WAS WRONG?!?

The terrorists who carried out this morning’s shooting attack near Hebron came from the very territory where Hamas has long maintained an active terrorist presence.

Remember: just one month ago, French President Emmanuel Macron told the world:

“Hamas has never been active in the West Bank.”

Tell that to the parents of 2 fallen soldiers.

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

BREAKING: British MPs are demanding that Rahmeh Aladwan, a doctor in the UK, be removed from the General Medical Council after she called for people blaspheme Islam to be executed.

What is Rahmeh even doing in the UK?

[alexmassie @alexmassie]

Well, of course.

[Kelvingrove Mummy @TheGlasgowMummy]

It's been a while since I've been out and about, but I'm a man but also a mummy, what toilet do I use no I've been kicked out of Kelvingrove?

Help me @JohnSwinney

[Harekrishna #AbolishHolyrood @DownWithTheSNP]

🚨🚨 TRAITOR SWINNEY says we are a nation of immigrants and wants open borders.

Some nationalist eh.

[Susan Dalgety @DalgetySusan]

Free the Kelvingrove Mummy ✊🏽

(I should have stayed in Malawi, Scotland has lost the plot).

[Agent P @AgentP22]

Imagine looking at Scotland's NHS, schools, roads and housing crisis and deciding that the urgent political battle is legal recognition for throuples.

Welcome to Scottish Green politics.

[Agent P @AgentP22]

John Swinney's in India.

Telling them that he wants Scotland to be in the EU whilst simultaneously saying he welcomes the UK free trade agreement with India.

You can't have a free trade agreement with India John if you are in the EU!

What a 🤡

[I. M. Wright @kinyenoC]

Is opening Rosebank going to to cause an increase in oil usage here NO it’s going to stop having to import it from abroad. How does that affect net zero? Can someone from the green moron party explain?

[RadioGenoa @RadioGenoa]

Total chaos in France. Nicolas wine shop looted in Paris. Windows smashed, shelves emptied, bottles stolen. People drink champagne in the street while the store burns inside.