Agnes

I travel in bus from old part of Europe to domesticate The Reverend Ripple in his quarters at vicarage.

[The Rev. Max Ripple @TheRevMaxRipple]

Just heard of a “geriatric Exodus” from somewhere called ‘Spotify’ but was confused as I had always assumed that @SpotifyCares was a pimple remedy. @AgnesMuller informs me that it is not only a giant media corporation - she tracked down some royalty payments totalling £1.30 👀🙀

[Bob The Lodger @Bob_The_Lodger]

Why should men get all the comedy gigs?

[Agnes @AgnesMuller]

On 19th July I will go back to normal life.
I will not hold onto escalator handrails
I will not wear a seat belt.
I will not eat my spinach....
And I WILL indulge myself anytime I feel the urge to eat a meat pie or punch a French poodle....
Life is basically all about ME

[Julia Hartley-Brewer @JuliaHB1]

On 19 July I will go back to normal life.
I will not show a vaccine passport.
I will not socially distance.
I will not wear a mask.

You're free to do those things or to hide at home if you want.

But you have no right to demand that I cower in fear with you.

Life is for living.

[Agnes @AgnesMuller]

@JohnJCrace On July 19th I will go back to normal life.
I will not wear a seat belt.
I will not hold onto escalator handrails
I will not eat my spinach....

[Bob The Lodger @Bob_The_Lodger]

@SteveAllenInc @AgnesMuller @AverageSuburbia Vin Diesel and his dyslexic brother are sitting in a VW camper, waiting for the off licence to open. Vin says to his brother “Can you smell petrol, bro?”, to which he replies, “No, Vin, - I can’t even smell my own name”.

[Bob The Lodger @Bob_The_Lodger]

@AgnesMuller loves watching ‘Botched’ cosmetic surgery disasters on TV. For me, it’s too painful to watch, especially as they don’t talk about the emotional pain behind it. ‘Hurt’ seems to be the elephant man in the room. @AverageSuburbia

[Becky Wood @Becky25390951]

Here's the @TheRevMaxRipple doing a bit of hoovering..😍 another loft find...@DeafSchoolMusic

[The Rev. Max Ripple @TheRevMaxRipple]

@AgnesMuller tells me they’re re-making a series of romcom films for elderly and forgetful members of the population. Her favourite is the one with Hugh Grant - I think it’s called “Four Things and Thing”.

[Agnes @AgnesMuller]

Marsh mallow moment🐙🦄

[Lopa Kothari @Thisislopa]

It’s just about over as this surely just count as a ‘soft bubble’? 🤗🤗🤗🤗

[Dr. Kiki Sanford @drkiki]

'Social distancing' is a phrase that keeps being used by scientists and public servants with respect to managing the COVID19 outbreak. But, what does it mean?

[Steve ‘Avo’ Lindsey @AverageSuburbia]

Early draft of Hi Jo Hi ⁦@DeafSchoolMusic⁩. Yes. That was the original ending. Video shot at the Everyman Theatre Liverpool 1 December 1975.

[Agnes @AgnesMuller]

@laurenlaverne Is that why the unelected bureaucrats in the EU invented Nigel Farage?

[Agnes @AgnesMuller]

Happy Xmath, dear friends 👺🦆

[TED Talks @TEDTalks]

"My question to you is, is this what you want? Is this how you want history to remember you? As the handmaidens to authoritarianism?"

Watch as @carolecadwalla calls out the "gods of Silicon Valley" for being on the wrong side of history: https://t.co/SrTKzCbPSV #TED2019

[Agnes @AgnesMuller]

@AverageSuburbia Bob say her hubby’s Ford Mondeo broke down on way to somewhere called Bebbington

[Agnes @AgnesMuller]

@AverageSuburbia Maybe she just moved away from Bristol?

[Agnes @AgnesMuller]

Not a nice man to tell schoolgirl to "fuck off back to Scotland". I saw English girls school in film ‘Prime of Miss Jean Brodie’ and it was nothing like this. https://t.co/MHqEC1v6Sd

[Agnes @AgnesMuller]

Dear Laura, I agree. The people (half of the population in 2016, Plus ALL of the Russian government elite) have already spoken. It would be a democratic outrage if the rabble (unwashed populace) were invited to approve Mr Johnson’s Brexit deal via another ballot box session.

[Laura Kuenssberg @bbclaurak]

Was probably a matter of time.. Dominic Cummings back on his blog... https://t.co/kC2vrG2r7T - warns Brexiteers there is 'real possibility of a hung parliament' and a second referendum

[Agnes @AgnesMuller]

@AverageSuburbia That is sooo sexy, Steve. Ladies love a bit of pirate hokey-pokey lop-side e.g. Captain Hook (not sure about toe)...

[Agnes @AgnesMuller]

@deafster @TheRevMaxRipple @AverageSuburbia @HenryPriestman ‘All the best years’....

[Agnes @AgnesMuller]

Amaze-balls!