Agnes Persson

For a star to be born one thing must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse.

So collapse.
Crumble.
This is not your destruction.

It's your birth.

[Agnes Persson @AgnesPersson]

I am a weak person pretending to be strong giving out advice I don't intend to follow myself.

[Agnes Persson @AgnesPersson]

Chomsky is like the bourgeoisie with how he keeps demanding productivity

[Agnes Persson @AgnesPersson]

@Vimla_se fett dumt att ni ger fri surf i 24h till jul men sen när den tiden är slut så får jag inte tillbaka min vanliga surf. Ska jag verkligen behöva starta om telefonen varje gång ni bestämmer er för att pracka på mig surf?? Vad händer när det inte funkar??

[Miles Tiziu 🇵🇸🍉 @miles_tzu]

Mr. Beast recreating Squid Game after watching the show about rich people making poor people play games for the rich people's entertainment for a cash prize:

[Agnes Persson @AgnesPersson]

If science can be poetic, this is it. I don't think I mean this as a compliment?

[Agnes Persson @AgnesPersson]

My problem with the narrative in my social circle being "you've always made it before, you've complianed before and said you couldn't but then you did" is that is sets me up for failure. What happens when i really can't make it? When can I ask for help and actually get it then?

[Agnes Persson @AgnesPersson]

watching a clip from a documentary of a father sticking out his tongue to his child in order to get the child to respond, while the narrator goes "The trusting nature of the child enables an early access to mimicking, leading to an early access of language" kill me

[Agnes Persson @AgnesPersson]

Nvm the lecture is worse ill just read the book

[Agnes Persson @AgnesPersson]

When ur professor is like "in 2 days i want yall to have read this 1935 german original text on scientific study and logic in 250 pages of dry statements and equations and for the next seminar were visiting the 1960s even dryer field" and he wasnt joking. Why is 2020 a hellscape

[Agnes Persson @AgnesPersson]

Im doing humanities for a reason sir, I dont want this

[Agnes Persson @AgnesPersson]

Why brain always chose 3am to become its best self

[Agnes Persson @AgnesPersson]

@Monsta_esque Lmao I remember first term of linguistics how a certain someone thought phonetics was the most fun and easy to learn. I have corrupted you with grammar

[Aaron Judge won MVP in 2017 @mike_acct]

@RoosterTeeth Maybe an apology to Mica would be a good start.

[Ed Markey @EdMarkey]

Breonna Taylor would have turned 27 years old today. She was killed by police officers during a no-knock raid on her home in Louisville, Kentucky almost two months ago. Her killers are still free. We demand justice for Breonna. #SayHerName

[Agnes Persson @AgnesPersson]

While George Floyd's murderers have been charged, Breonna Taylor's murderers have not. Make sure to sign the petitions, donate to the various demonstration funds, and commemorate her birthday tomorrow!

https://t.co/i70teKjqV3

#BreonnaTaylor #JusticeforBre

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

2020

[Agnes Persson @AgnesPersson]

@Swedbank Absolut! Skönt att ni lyssnar!

[Agnes Persson @AgnesPersson]

@Swedbank Fett shady att det inte går att neka cookies på https://t.co/aYY2zLIotP

Det räcker inte att deklarera vilka cookies ni har, ni måste också ge användare möjlighet att neka. En sån knapp kanske ni ska skaffa?

[Agnes Persson @AgnesPersson]

E-boy eyebrows: y do they be like that™?