CA Mridul Agrawal

[Pico 🎈 @Piicools]

getting a daughter will have you loosing gangsta points daily 😂

[Epic Clip Vault @EpicClipVault]

A stray dog limped into a vet's clinic by himself and asked for help by offering his injured paw for inspection. The way the lady attended to him brought a smile to my face 🥹

[Jayroo @jayroo69]

After Trumps Truth Social Post this AM, the whole world is like: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

Daughter always said she preferred dogs. They adopted a cat and this happens

[Momo🥵🇨🇦 @Momoreoluwaa]

bringing back this video😭

[NDTV Profit @NDTVProfitIndia]

Cabinet amends changes to FDI norms

Investors with 10% ownership from land-bordering Nations allowed under automatic route.

[chimp @chimpp]

Sold Bitcoin at the bottom
Rotated into Dubai real estate at the top
Panic bought Oil at 117 as a hedge

[CA Mridul Agrawal @Agrawal_jee]

@AdeptMarket What is the change happened? Crude is also down by around 10% now

[CA Oshin Tiwari @OshinTiwari1]

Your friend or relative is CA but not your CA until you pay fees.

[` @wristofkohli]

History will remember that a 22 y.o kid named Jacob Bethell had an entire nation holding its breath in panic.
https://t.co/COJRekODpO

[v. Jatin @JatinTweets_]

POV : Your son asks you how many grams of protein are in this lunch 🥹

[💕 Brittany Belle 💕 @BrittanyinTexas]

Did this clown really just say that our cost of living is going to skyrocket because he bombed Iran and it’s worth it since Israel is safe

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

If you’re keeping track:

Feb 28: Completely and Totally obliterated. Iran war is already won.

March 1: Tehran will be taken in 3-4 days

March 2: 4-5 weeks. No forever wars!

Trump Last Night: "Wars can be fought forever"

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

“Not my war, not my problem”

[Jitesh @Chaotic_mind99]

Jimmy Fallon Cooking Donald trump on attacking #Iran has to be the funniest sh!t on Internet tonight 😭😭

[Ronit Pereira @CAronitpereira]

‘invest 2,000 in SIP’ they said.

Meanwhile, the vadapav seller at Dadar is buying his 3rd flat

[Gagan🇮🇳 @1no_aalsi_]

War and stock market investors 😭

[Piyush Trades @piyush_trades]

Imagine you are a large fund manager with trillions of dollars.

The market is boring and mostly sideways, so you don’t have any opportunity.

Suddenly, you hear that Country A is planning to attack Country B.

You start shorting the entire market with billions of dollars.

Then you realize that in future while booking profits, you’ll need liquidity.

You ask Country A to hold the attack for two more days and carry it out on Saturday.

Country A says why should we listen to you?

You promise to give the supreme leader $2 Billion in black.

Country A agrees.

You take even more short positions on Friday.

Country A attacks Country B on Saturday, and panic is through the roof.

It’s the weekend, so the stock market is closed; hence, retailers are not shorting.

The market opens on Monday, and retailers rush to short sell.

You start squaring off and booking profits while retailers provide liquidity.

You end up making billions of dollars in profit over the weekend, doing nothing.

After two weeks, both Countries A and B halt the war due to unknown reasons

Now you wait for three more months and then ask countries A & & B to repeat the same process for endless profits.

I request you to connect the dots with the Iran–Israel war that has been going on for the last two years.