Abbey Habicht

Conservative on politics, liberal on food consumption. Just a girl trying to be as much like Kristen Wiig as I possibly can while still following Christ.

[Sgt. Stephen Wheeles @ISPVersailles]

I stopped this vehicle today for a left lane violation on I-65. The driver had approximately 20 cars slowed behind her because she would not move back to the right lane.

Again...if there are vehicles behind you, you must move to the right lane to allow them to pass.

[Abbey Habicht @AHabicht]

Why don’t we have steering wheel warmers yet?

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

these images coming out of Florida are truly horrifying

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

Chip card readers are the hand dryers of financial transactions

[Abbey Habicht @AHabicht]

@iamseanmorgan in Orlando??? 😱

[Abbey Habicht @AHabicht]

You guys south beach is lit!!! And by lit I mean there's Pokemon everywhere.

[Abbey Habicht @AHabicht]

And this is a good night in my neighborhood 😒 #thestruggle

[Abbey Habicht @AHabicht]

"The Pokémon around here are so basic" - Things I never thought I would say at work

[Abbey Habicht @AHabicht]

Pretty sure #PokemonGO deserves a place in future history books as a landmark time that America was overwhelmingly united.

[Abbey Habicht @AHabicht]

🖕🏻🐒🦄☄🧀🕴📿🏺🤓🎏🆓🔙🔛🔝🗯🤑🤖🎍🏸🎪🛰
Sorry just updated my phone, what fun

[Auburn Gymnastics @AuburnGym]

Senior Kait Kluz was named to the SEC Community Service team! #WarEagle https://t.co/wfXMFRwbiP

[Abbey Habicht @AHabicht]

Theory: Ashley I is paid per tear #Bachelor20

[Abbey Habicht @AHabicht]

Orlando needs to shut down for 5 days, bring in every construction guy in FL, and knock out 17-92 and I-4. So over it.

[Abbey Habicht @AHabicht]

@akilmarrow right at sky... Where it belongs. Those are the lest comparable venues there are

[Abbey Habicht @AHabicht]

@akilmarrow haaaa going to be honest don't like current dance trends in floor routines 💁

[Abbey Habicht @AHabicht]

Sometimes I catch myself pushing my shopping cart with my belly. hope you wanted to know that.

[Abbey Habicht @AHabicht]

JOHN KRASINSKI IS ON INSTAGRAM!!! This is not a drill!

[Abbey Habicht @AHabicht]

When you see an older lady wearing a shirt you have and it eats away at you wondering if she has great taste or you have bad taste.

[Abbey Habicht @AHabicht]

After that tweet Im sure Im going to fall in love and become obsessed with pistachios and have to eat my words. Not looking forward to that😒

[Abbey Habicht @AHabicht]

I don't think I'll ever understand pistachio flavored desserts. I mean the demand CANNOT be high enough.