Alyssa 🌱

Chaotic Neutral | Family Disappointment | Guy Fieri Stan | Keeper of Books | she/her

[t rist @tristfuled]

Is this what it felt like in Mamdani’s New York

[irene anna❤️‍🔥 @enerianna]

I want a hunger games style edit of every republican that lost tonight PLAY THE CANONS

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[coppertone bb @coppertonebb]

u ever eat salmon so good it makes u feel like a grizzly bear standing in the river

[sad oat @sad_oat]

…you telling me this weekly meeting is bi?

[John Arm @RohnJobert]

Fuuuuuuck me dude. I gave a mouse a cookie

[trish @ultragloss]

no one understands a woman in her 20s the way billy joel did in 1977 when he wrote vienna

[jess @hexgirling]

enemies to lovers or as i like to call it sweetheart (derogatory) to sweetheart (affectionate)

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Costume idea: you get a Dunkin cold brew and a cigarette while looking vague depressed and say you’re Ben affleck

[Danya @dxxnya]

short kings stay inside it’s a little windy today

[Kate Halliwell @katehalliwell]

me filling the room with negative energy bc i don’t wanna be there

[˗ˏˋ ryn ˎˊ˗ @onlineryn]

im in the taco bell drive thru like “yes chef” “thank u chef”

[prance @bocxtop]

the war on drugs was such a crazy concept "let's spend 2 billion dollars to fight weed" and then weed won lmao

[riri🐀🍕 @raunchonpizza]

“why would i lie??” he asked, lyingly

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

Hey sorry I didn’t text u back for 2 weeks I just became completely jaded with the entire human experience haha anyways what’s up

[Does Noodle Have Bones @NoodlesBonesDay]

No bones today. Let your boss know.

[Tyler @tyler_cov]

Legalize all drugs in the Olympics. Let’s see how fast mfs can REALLY go.