Dan Ahern

former baby

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Dan Ahern @AhernDan]

This halftime show is just the fight scene from Anchorman 2

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I just had a feeling Bam Adebayo would score 80 tonight

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@Fordhamoneyball Shameful

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Amanda Battula: “Why did you sleep at a fan’s house and come home at 6:30AM?”

Kyle Cooke: “THE DOW JUST HIT 50,000!!!”

[Dan Ahern @AhernDan]

Y’all mind if a white boy releases his inhibition and feels the rain on his skin?

[The Nation @thenation]

Charlie Kirk was an unrepentant racist, transphobe, homophobe, and misogynist who often wrapped his bigotry in Bible verses because there was no other way to pretend that it was morally correct.
https://t.co/Qv5TsM8AXy

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@MasonDoddFFN Not bad!

[Mrs. Met @mrsmet]

Love my man, on and off the stage. 🧡💙🧡

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Very cool, Ted!

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Normalize self tanning with the fellas

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Group of 30-40 DoorDash bikers all congregating and yapping on my Upper West Side stoop again. Summer is here. ☀️Nature is healing 🫶

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Explain this, DeepSeek…

#americanexcellence #ThomasEdison #deepseek

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Big year ahead #2025

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Give me your tired, your sleepy. Your cuddled masses yearning to honk shoo mimimi free

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Crate and barrel goated fr

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@chloe_fahey “They don’t love you like I love you” @chloe_fahey

[Dan Ahern @AhernDan]

@chloe_fahey and I will live tweeting as we enjoy How the Grinch Stole Christmas please keep your notifications on xoxo 💚

[Dan Ahern @AhernDan]

@chloe_fahey Trump and Elon