When my boy gets a girl and i say “as long as you’re happy” not only am I calling her mid, but in all honesty I don’t give af about your happiness either.
I was talking to this kid at Berkeley. He told me he worked at a company that makes “self-driving vehicles.” I laughed and said, “In 2026, we’ve got companies trying to build AGI and rockets that fly to Mars, and you’re here working on the next ‘Gaymo’ 😂." Just quit and goon.
I was at a Berk party just talking to people. Asked a guy where he works, he said incoming SWE at Meta. I immediately got uninterested and told him, “That’s cool and all, but if you’re not at a top AI lab or a Series C SaaS founder, I gotta fade this convo,” and walked off.
The footage from the Iowa Alpha Delta Phi hazing discovery is WILD.
A fire alarm went off, police arrived and discovered pledges in the dirty basement blindfolded and shirtless.
The two guys initially talking to police did not help the fraternity's case