Vladimir Tisco

Man lives in a world of surmise, of mystery, of uncertainties!!

[Vladimir Tisco @Ahmed_tisco]

Before Reincarnation in the 90s #NewProfilePic

[beautiful Arab⁦⁦ @arab11__]

🚨 Information you might not know

The Grand Mosque (Masjid al-Haram) in Makkah tops the list of the most expensive buildings on Earth, with a construction cost of approximately $100 billion. Area: One million square meters (1,000,000 m²)
Capacity:
🕋 Accommodates two million (2,000,000) worshippers
🕋 Receives twenty (20) million visitors annually
🕋 Open 24 hours a day; it has not been completely closed for over 1,400 years
🕋 Staffed by 1,800 cleaning personnel
🕋 Equipped with 40 electric sanitation/cleaning vehicles
🕋 Equipped with 60 electric cleaning machines designed for open courtyards
🕋 Features 2,000 waste containers distributed throughout the mosque
🕋 Floors are covered with 40,000 carpets (with a combined length exceeding the distance between Jeddah and Makkah—approximately 79 km)
🕋 Includes 13,000 restrooms, cleaned four (4) times every 6 hours daily
🕋 Contains 25,000 water dispensers (comprising one of the largest water distribution systems in the world)
🕋 100 random samples of drinking water are tested daily
🕋 Surplus water from the Zamzam well is stored in reservoirs with a capacity equivalent to 1,700,000 (one million seven hundred thousand) 10-liter containers
🕋 The Two Holy Mosques Recitation Service:
_ 24-hour broadcast of Holy Quran recitations
_ Recitations featuring all ten recognized canonical readings (qira'at)
_ Over 500,000 sessions broadcast to 180 countries over the course of three (3) years

🕋 More than 2,000 secure lockers for storing personal belongings
🕋 Hundreds Air conditioning units are distributed throughout the mosque for cooling.
🕋 The mosque’s flooring reflects light and heat, which helps regulate the temperature.
🕋 A digital guide app shows the locations of all areas within the mosque.
🕋 A precise, highly efficient sound system:
One of the largest and most complex sound systems in the world.
Audio error rate: 0%
6,000 loudspeakers
Four (4) distinct sound systems
Fifty (50) sound engineers

🕋 Copies of the Quran translated into 65 different languages.
🕋 Translation of the Friday sermon into five (5) languages.
🕋 Services and facilities dedicated to people with disabilities.
🕋 10,000 standard wheelchairs provided free of charge.
🕋 400 electric, self-propelled wheelchairs.
🕋 Automated wheelchairs (two-wheeled and three-wheeled models).
🕋 Special services during the month of Ramadan:
Distribution of 4 million free Iftar meals daily throughout Ramadan.
Distribution of 5,000,000 pitted dates daily inside the mosque.
After Iftar, the food is cleared away and the prayer area is cleaned in just two minutes.
Subhan Allah (Glory be to Allah) 🤍

[KING OF ALL SPORTS @Emmanuel_Tips]

APC and Tinubu keep fooling those who want to be fooled that the economy is better while is failing and is at the worst stages

[Asad🔴 @Asad_Mukty]

Wanda ake tura ma sakon nan,yafi kowa nutsuwa cikin mutanen da ke wajen nan. Wannan malami akwai hikimar isar da saqo,kuma yaje kai tsaye😃.

You won't regret watching this 2 mins video😍

[Mal. Imran U. Wakili (PULLO) 👑 #iSTANDWITHELRUFAI @IU_Wakilii]

The Mallam Nasir El-Rufai Documentary, everything you need to know about his arrest, detention, and the case against him, featuring HE Atiku Abubakar, H.E. Peter Obi, H.E. Rotimi Amaechi, H.E. Rauf Aregbesola, Alhaji Sanusi Maikudi, among others.

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[Bashir Ahmad, OON @BashirAhmaad]

For those who are looking for a reliable way to buy the Dangote Refinery IPO, choose an officially approved subscription channel rather than a broker based solely on its brand name.

The official channels are listed below:

BANKS

1. Access Bank PLC
2. Citibank Nigeria Limited
3. Ecobank Nigeria Limited
4. Fidelity Bank PLC
5. First Bank of Nigeria Limited
6. First City Monument Bank Limited
7. Globus Bank Limited
8. Guaranty Trust Bank Limited
9. Keystone Bank Limited
10. Parallex Bank Limited
11. Polaris Bank Limited
12. Premium Trust Bank
13. ProvidusUnity Bank PLC
14. Stanbic IBTC Bank Limited
15. Standard Chartered Bank Nigeria
16. Sterling Bank Limited
17. SunTrust Bank Nigeria Limited
18. Union Bank of Nigeria PLC
19. United Bank for Africa PLC
20. Wema Bank PLC
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ISSUING HOUSES

1. Vetiva Advisory Services Limited
2. FirstCap Limited
3. Stanbic IBTC Capital Limited
4. Chapel Hill Denham Advisory Limited
5. Absa Capital Markets Nigeria Limited
6. Afrinvest Capital Limited
7. CardinalStone Partners Limited
8. Comercio Partners Capital Limited
9. Cordros Advisory Services Limited
10. Coronation Merchant Bank Limited
11. Cowry Asset Management Limited
12. Ecobank Dev. Company Limited
13. FCMB Capital Markets Limited
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16. FSDH Capital Limited
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18. Greenwich Capital Limited
19. Meristem Capital Limited
20. Quantum Zenith Capital & Investments
21. Quest Merchant Bank Limited
22. Rand Merchant Bank Nigeria Limited
23. Renaissance Securities Limited
24. SCM Capital Limited
25. Tiddo Securities Limited
26. United Capital PLC

STOCKBROKERS

1 Absa Securities Nigeria Limited
2 Afrinvest Securities Limited
3 Alpha10 Global Market Limited
4 Anchoria Securities Limited
5 Apel Asset Limited
6 APT Securities & Funds Limited
7 ARM Securities Limited
8 Arthur Stevens Asset Management
9 Associated Asset Managers Limited
10 Atlass Portfolio Limited
11 Ava Securities Limited
12 Bauchi Invest Corporation Securities Ltd
13 Belfry Investment & Securities Ltd
14 Bestworth Assets & Trust Limited
15 BGL Securities Limited
16 Blue Marina Securities Limited
17 Calyx Securities Limited
18 Camry Securities Limited
19Capital Assets Limited
20 Capital Bancorp Plc
21 Capital Express Securities Limited
22 Capital Trust Brokers Limited
23 CardinalStone Securities Limited
24 Cashville Investments & Securities Ltd
25 CDL Capital Markets Limited
26 Centre Point Investment Limited
27 Century Securities Limited
28 Chapel Hill Denham Securities Ltd
29 Chartwell Securities Limited
30 Citi Investment Capital Limited
31 City Code Trust & Invest Company Ltd
32 Compass Investments & Securities Ltd
33 Cordros Securities Limited
34 Core Securities Limited
35 Coronation Securities Limited
36 Cowry Securities Limited
37 Crane Securities Limited
38 Crossworld Securities Limited
39 Crown Capital Limited
40 CSL Stockbrokers Limited

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Good luck!

[Imran Muhammad @Imranmuhdz]

The Dangote Refinery share, which is ₦525 per share now, will reach ₦10,000 per share. Your ₦5 million investment now will become over ₦50 million.

- Aliko Dangote

“Those small investors who want to buy with ₦50,000 or ₦100,000 will get approval first, then the rest will share.

“The share now is ₦525. This share will one day become ₦10,000. So if you buy and it becomes ₦10,000, and you put in ₦5 million, it becomes ₦50 million plus. You have become rich, and there is no need to sell. You don’t have to fear devaluation. You can choose dividend in naira or in dollars.”

- Aliko Dangote, in an interview with Abis Fulani

[Mal. Imran U. Wakili (PULLO) 👑 #iSTANDWITHELRUFAI @IU_Wakilii]

From the Mouth Late Deputy Governor of Kaduna state, Arc. Bala Bantex of blessed memory.

There are people today, who are hell bent on painting the narrative that he was sidelined throughout El-Rufai’s administration because he is from Southern Kaduna.

This is what he had to say!

[uche diala @uchediala]

We "Don't Tolerate Nonsense"

𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒚 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑫𝒆𝒇𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒓𝒆𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝑬𝒍-𝑹𝒖𝒇𝒂𝒊 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒉𝒆 "𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒕𝒔". 𝑩𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒏𝒐 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒄𝒖𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒐𝒓 𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 - 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 "𝒀𝒐𝒖𝑻𝒖𝒃𝒆" 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒓𝒆𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒅 - 𝒐𝒇 𝑬𝒍-𝑹𝒖𝒇𝒂𝒊 𝒔𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒕𝒔 𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑬𝒍-𝑹𝒖𝒇𝒂𝒊 𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒖𝒂𝒍��𝒚 𝒑𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒕𝒔.

𝑶𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒓𝒚, 𝒂𝒔 𝒂 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒇𝒂𝒄𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒐𝒄𝒖𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒑𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒄 𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒅, 𝑴𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒎 𝑵𝒂𝒔𝒊𝒓 𝑬𝒍-𝑹𝒖𝒇𝒂𝒊 𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒖𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔 - 𝒃𝒂𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒏 𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒂 𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒚 𝒂 𝑺𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒏 𝑲𝒂𝒅𝒖𝒏𝒂 𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒆 - 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝑭𝒖𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒊 𝒑𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒔 (𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒅𝒔𝒎𝒆𝒏) 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝑺𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒏 𝑲𝒂𝒅𝒖𝒏𝒂 𝒅𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆 2011 𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒕-𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒗𝒊𝒐𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆, 𝒂𝒔 𝒂 𝒘𝒂𝒚 𝒐𝒇 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒑𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓'𝒔 "𝒑𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆".

𝑺𝒆𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒌 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝑬𝒍-𝑹𝒖𝒇𝒂𝒊 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒏 𝒃𝒆𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒇 𝒐𝒇 𝒉𝒊𝒔 "𝒑𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆". 𝑨𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒉 𝒚𝒂 𝒊𝒔𝒂!

One deluded entity of Southern Kaduna extraction said to me that they will meet me in court, adding, "we will present our evidence in court". I do not know who he meant by "we", because it was one person who regurgitated burukutu talk as facts on national television.

Yes, indeed, we shall well meet in court soon, but he does not have to wait till then.

I challenge this delusional individual and indeed all of them Southern Kaduna creeps crawling around my wall exhibiting their lack of home training and their hypochristianity to produce one clean sourced video evidence of where and when Mallam Nasir @elrufai ever said "HE PAID BANDITS".

JUST ONE.

Because some persons have no good reputation and do not know what it takes to build one, they think they can just try to damage someone else's hard built reputation, call it politics and get away with it. Not anymore.

It has been smelling for a while now that someone would likely be used to teach other El-Rufai haters and bashers a lesson. Probably, we have the biggest fish yet for that.

Everyday for the thief, one day for the owner of the house.

We "don't tolerate nonsense".

#EyesOnTheBall

[Michael🌹 @MichaelAjobo]

⚠️THIS IS VERY CONCERNING!!!⚠️

My Wife Quit Coca-Cola For Fresh Orange Juice, What We discovered Next Was Unbelievable.
- Prof. Yemi Osinbajo SAN

These guys has made sure that eating "Healthy" is a death wish....

I remember Pastor Chris would teach us to keep away from these poisonous fruits especially the GMOs... Pastor Chris said they're preserving the apple at the cost of preserving your life, the fruits you're taking was designed to last longer than you.

[Bakatsine @DanKatsina50]

EXCLUSIVE HAUSA INTERVIEW: Prof. Aliyu Muhammad Bunza, a Professor of African Culture, speaks on the roots of banditry in northern Nigeria.

According to Prof. Bunza, the Fulani were pushed into banditry by the Hausa, arguing that tensions between farming and pastoralism existed long before the arrival of Sheikh Usman Dan Fodio.

An interesting perspective on the historical roots of the region’s banditry crisis

[Sulaiman Uwaisu Idris @KafinHausaa]

How the Nigerian government has been secretive about its security agreement with the United States, at a time when no state in Northern Nigeria has a security system as effective as Lagos.

RFI Hausa spoke with Dr. Kabir Adamu, a Nigerian security expert, who provided detailed insights into the country’s current security situation.

[RecruitmentPQ @RecruitmentPq]

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[The Yoruba Times @TheYorubaTimes]

Niger State Governor Umar Bago has come under criticism from some Muslim hardliners after making a declaration.

"Any mosque or imam found preaching extremism, terrorism, hatred, violence or division should be reported. The imam will be arrested and the mosque closed."

The governor's directive has sparked widespread debate, with critics arguing that the measure targets Islamic clerics, while supporters say it is aimed at tackling radicalisation and strengthening security across Niger State.

[The Shift Journal @TheShiftJournal]

Malcolm Gladwell explaining why some people succeed and some don't.

[Manisha Mishra @manishamishra24]

A man spends 50 years teaching at MIT.

He knows his time is running out.

So he records one last lecture — everything he knows, distilled into a single hour.

He died 5 months later.

This is that lecture.

The most important hour you'll watch this week. 👇
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