Ahmed Ksrim

[Ahmed Ksrim @Ahmedkarim]

http://t.co/rKWCkV3oaj 6.8 billion people in the world and I just had to make my own sandwich.

[Ahmed Ksrim @Ahmedkarim]

Oh OK thanks for the tip, I was actually planning on letting the bed bugs bite but good call http://t.co/M05jg1CEAV

[Ahmed Ksrim @Ahmedkarim]

http://t.co/CAo5MxbKtG Prison guard is a pretty good job. Who's going to steal a prison.

[Ahmed Ksrim @Ahmedkarim]

http://t.co/357VS4ldr0 http://t.co/if3rJs6A7m will not get a cent of my money until they can tell me which apes I came from.

[Ahmed Ksrim @Ahmedkarim]

I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. http://t.co/3eT7dYxweF

[Ahmed Ksrim @Ahmedkarim]

http://t.co/OC0q0gRf7f If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many.

[Ahmed Ksrim @Ahmedkarim]

http://t.co/PxBaXZkdoO It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

[Ahmed Ksrim @Ahmedkarim]

http://t.co/Upff26L9 I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade

[Ahmed Ksrim @Ahmedkarim]

The shortest route between point A and point B is under construction. http://t.co/XxiN3oXQ

[Ahmed Ksrim @Ahmedkarim]

Spring makes every day feel like you're stuck in the office on a Friday afternoon. http://t.co/z7gzG5tc

[Ahmed Ksrim @Ahmedkarim]

http://t.co/MxdEjSKc Less than 3% of the world's mantis population are atheists.

[Ahmed Ksrim @Ahmedkarim]

Scars are tattoos with better stories. http://t.co/OCt2bvWb

[Ahmed Ksrim @Ahmedkarim]

http://t.co/MhtD4EHn I'm in one of those moods that only a virgin sacrifice will appease.

[Ahmed Ksrim @Ahmedkarim]

Sometimes I like to run through the street making Super Mario sound effects. http://t.co/eOjGwsEI

[Ahmed Ksrim @Ahmedkarim]

Interesting how online careers have gone up 40% in 2011. I just received my first payment from my website thanks to http://t.co/LSekOBoY =D