This writer is positively itching to write up a hot spring massage plotline, for it has been a long time since the plot has last been taken up.
For those whom wish for the service, please feel free to slide in my DM's and ask for a massage, then say from which character.
While one of my starters is the hot spring massage, it is just one varient and can be re-written with ease. For I made the starter after all.
Finally, no minors, abuse, taboo, etc...
@PippiSlithers "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it dissapointed me. I craved for the durability and strength of machinery. Pound me, break me, or wear me down and I shall come back more durable than before~ I might even gain a few ideas for later~ Name's Amphera, dear~"
Worst by far across my years of experience are those who make minimal responses. I don't mean those whom will just write a few sentences in response, I mean those who will start off looking alright before limiting their response to ~3-5 words or use an excessive amount of slang.
I mean getting up in the action where most would expect a bit more usage of words but instead are met with things akin to *SLAM~* or "HARDER~" being the extent of the response. No details on scene, character, movement, senses... nothing. Oh and in this particular instance where the other party was quite guilty of the above, they DEMANDED I play a particular character. Not too much of a sin since I play a bit of Dungeons and Dragons so I don't mind all too much, or rather didn't mind at the time. Never again. I have my characters for my own use and I play them as they were meant to be.
Beyond that, yet not as bad, are the "god players" whos characters are "all controling" of what is, what has, and what shall be. Let alone attempting to push a scene that I am not willing to participate in.
That's about it from my own experiences across ~7 years and some change.
"Hello, I'm afraid I'm a bit lost... but nice to meet you I suppose? Please call me Amphera"
A female melanistic anthro fox would be seen, wearing a white T-shirt and shorts that hug her lower curves quite nicely. One hand would rest upon the back of her own neck as the other rests at her side.
"I hope I'm not disturbing you too much."
@BasedRPG This is Windhelm propaganda! True Nords know its the High Elves that they need to worry about! Now please excuse me as my Kajiit wife requires cuddles.
@gothpeamama I look upon this and am left to wonder...
"Are my eyes having a stroke? Is this an illusion?"
Then I remember I went to work this morning. I know some might be like that but I do believe it to be a bit much. Improvement over time I suppose is always needed.
"Hello? Hello- Hello! Welcome home! Now a quick warning as you are no longer alone... the kids get up in the middle of the night for drinks, snacks, or to just wander about, and none of the doors in here have locks either due to a poor budget and some regulations... but don't worry! Just tell em to go back to bed and they should scoot on their way... I hope you have nothing to hide on your computers either as the little ones like to play games when they have nothing else to do..."
@mothelymxlf I believe they substituted literacy for how long or detailed they make their responses. Hopefully the writing of all of them may improve over time with use.