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[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

Anyone who's never experienced a heatwave in the UK thinks we're over reacting when we say how hot it is. It's not the same as other countries. The humidity is high and our houses are designed to keep the heat in. Our houses basically become air fryers and we don't have air con.

[RT @RT_com]

Massive AUTONOMOUS robots CRUISE fields blasting UV light to KILL pests WITHOUT chemicals

[ساره🪽 @gym_91]

لم أكن أتخيل أبدًا أن عملية الربط ستكون بهذه البساطة

[RT @RT_com]

A developer created a black hole that grows on your screen the longer you work

Take a break and it shrinks away

Even software is judging us now

[Nahashon Kimemia @NahashonKimemia]

1. No. of Kenyans killed in Nanyuki Ebola protests: 3
2. No. of Kenyans killed by Ebola: 0
3. No. of Americans killed by Ebola: 0

Ruto has now killed more Kenyans on Kenyan soil than Ebola has

Dear @USEmbassyKenya, are you happy that your Ebola facility is costing Kenyan lives?

[BILL  @Bill_Valar]

"I have to undergo a medical procedure to believe a story told by William Ruto" 😂😂😂 Naisha bwana

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

I was arrested this morning together with fellow patriotic Kenyans during our procession to present a petition to the Kenya Wildlife Services against the excision of part of the Nairobi National Park to construct a 1300-car parking lot.

Our national heritage and environment must be safeguarded from greed and unnecessary destruction without public participation.

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

I went to visit my uncle this afternoon.

But he has really bashed me.

That my clock is ticking, yet I do not own a ranch.

He wondered where I take my money, and yet I do not drink.

I kept quiet the whole time.
Then he finally dropped the line I had been waiting for.

- Jitetee sasa. What is your excuse?

I immediately pulled out my phone. Opened my investment app. And handed it to him.
Then told him:

- Uncle, what you are looking at is my portfolio of shares in great companies. Nataka ifike mita siku moja.

He listened very keenly. I thought I was finally about to receive the legendary: Congratulations my son.

Instead, he leaned back. Looked at me. Then asked.

- That's OK. But what are stocks and shares in Kikuyu?

I had never thought about it. I froze.

He told me to take my time.

Eventually, I gave up. And told him to answer his own question.

He smiled. Then said.

- Stocks and shares do not have a name in Kikuyu or any African languages.
- The colonizers invented these fancy slogans to make brokies think they are becoming wealthy by accumulating papers and numbers on screens.
- Meanwhile, they themselves are accumulating the real assets.

I asked him: What are real assets?

He replied:
- Land.
- Animals.
- Plants and foods.
- Water bodies et al

Things you can actually touch. These are the things that create wealth.

Then he concluded with a sentence that has refused to leave my head.

• Every African man must own real assets.

Is the old man right or wrong?

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