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Every Indian comedian's dream:

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@PedestrianPoet @Agrimonious Yaar shortlist Kiya Hai bola hai Aur do hafte do Tsk Tsk

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@Agrimonious @PedestrianPoet You're on a shortlist. :) Not a rejection per say da

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A comedy writer bares his soul and reveals his deepest desire - "I just want to say babble"

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"Mugging ke liye hindi word kya hai?"
"Uttar Pradesh"

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"..no, lets not get out of chaddis"

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"Koffee with karan dekha? Woh joshi, malaika, neha dhupia.. chautha kaun tha?"

"Woh bhi koi fail hi tha"- soon to be fired @hostusmostus

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Peak cynicism from in-house editor @DragonOfDoom - "Sab trend follow hi toh karte hai. Artist kaun hai idhar. Sab dalle hai"

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"please give me my own face" - @mojorojo

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"Paad Aur religion ek jaise hote Hai.

Andar rahe toh ghutan hoti hai

Aur chodne mein bohot mazaa aata Hai..."

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"Don't be married to bear ka gaand!"

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"I like my men like I like my curds... well hung"

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"...so basically give clit an arc"

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"Anus is like a ghost, you can't see it, but you can feel it"
"Anus is not like a ghost ya, wahan se potty aata hai"

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@amulyashruthi Unconfirmed sources report that this was said by nahaya hua @Shockraborty, @anuyeaah

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"Babies are basically vaginal hemorrhoids."

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"What is the least democratic bird in the world? Koyal, kyunki woh hamesha coup coup karti hai."

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"Agar swapnil naam ka aadmi Hogwarts gaya toh sorting hat usse automatically gym mein sort karega"

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Happy birthday @Shockraborty!

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"Hey, they're making a sequel to Judwaa. Varun Dhawan's apparently in it."
@Sarcusstic (asking very genuinely): "Who's the other guy?"

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When you spend one month writing a hilarious sketch and then you see the first cut...