Aidan Bauer

University of Oklahoma

[anomali @Anomali210830]

For his wife tanya, his companion of sixty years ❤️

[Fred Figglehorn @mirbartierr]

When shorty ask u “What did u eat today?” And u gotta lie cuz u ate
12 icecream sandwiches

[7219 Perry Road @RyanDay2Heaven]

Rest in piss to Kalshi and Polymarket

[anya @yawnyaa]

just found out there's this specific kind of paper that tells you if a solution is acidic or basic based on the change in colour of the paper. it's like a litmus test (telling someone's larger political opinions based on their stance towards a specific thing)

[JoesToasty @JoesToasty]

one of the best videos you can find online

[Padres Nation @NationPadres]

Throwback to when the 2024 Padres clinched playoffs via triple play

[rashon @gvmini]

me & taco bell have a bond that cant be broken by discourse & propaganda

[🔮 @dopaminedrank]

You are born in the one period of human history where you can go on the computer all day. Your ancestors never had that opportunity, don’t waste it by going outside.

[donald boat @laserboat999]

I can't wait to be an old guy that has his printer out on the dining room table, with all of his Papers around him. I need my Papers around me at all times

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

This morning's dream took everything from me… I’ll spare you the details. I’ve actually forgotten the details. I’m not sure what occurred and what was lost but I grieve for something. Well, I feel okay. Whole, even. Quite frankly, things have never been better

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

little boy next door said “i like when my shirts off and the air feels good” brother aint that the truth

[aielg 🦐 @aielg_]

You guys will never be able to understand how much I love this video, it's simply so good

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

FERNANDO TATIS JR. ARE YOU JOKING?!

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Nick Drake is one of my favourite people named after a type of bird theft. Others include Russell Crowe, Rob Fowler, Peregrin Took and Jack Sparrow.

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Keon Coleman just caught a touchdown pass

[Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport]

Fact: The world’s longest drum solo was 13 hours and 26 minutes. It was performed by a 5 year old little bastard on the back of my seat while flying from London to Singapore.

[🌈 choweder the Gargoyle King @CornChowderCat]

Yea hi so it look’s like u have sashemi . Thats intchesting

[Boris Dralyuk @BorisDralyuk]

As perfect a poem of its sort (plain statement, minimal metaphor) as you will ever read. The key devices are syntax (the final fragment) and enjambment (“shot/long”). The rhymes are insubstantial until they deliver the specific images at the end: cutlery, vase. Suddenly we see.