Aidan Ward

Perhaps “fuck off” might be too kind

[Aidan Ward @AidannWard]

How indie can you get

[VamosDundee 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇲🇽 @VamosDundee]

Scotland are in New Jersey. Well they’re obviously not wearing an old one for the World Cup ffs 🤣🤣

[Justin @juza_23]

Someone doing this back in 1992 for the Euros and still losing.

[cerise 🍒 @yfcherries]

writing out 186g as 186,000mg to make it seem like a death drink is really funny

but also holy fuck 186g of sugar in a drink should be illegal

[S 🇩🇰 @asyouwereS6]

On your death bed, you don't remember 1 week of primary or secondary school lessons

You will however, reminisce about your holidays with your mum, dad and siblings.

You sour old bellend.

[Bushra Shaikh @Bushra1Shaikh]

Henry Nowak's mother has said:

"We are a family who have friends across faith and race, and so did Henry. We want his memory to help bring our society together."

And there you have it.

[Here's What I Reckon: @angryaboutbikes]

“Officer, I’ve been stabbed”
“No you haven’t, due to mandatory woke lessons I was given by the left”

Is this the version of events we are all being forced to pretend has happened?

[Thanos Angelopoulos @Th_Angelopoulos]

I call BS.

The facts are these:
Henry Nowak told officers he'd been stabbed. He told them he couldn't breathe. An officer replied, “I don't think you have, mate”. They dragged him along the ground and handcuffed him. He died before anyone called an ambulance.

No DEI course teaches you to ignore a dying man. Officers have a duty to assess injured persons, call for medical assistance, and not take one party's word as gospel. They failed on all three.

This is incompetence repackaged as ideological victimhood. “DEI made us feel certain ways” shifts anger from officers who let a teenager die onto a culture-war target. That's their defence strategy.

Henry told them he was dying. They didn't listen. They didn't follow protocol. That's a conduct and skill problem, not a DEI problem.

[Damian Low @DamianLow3]

Because the rest of parliament have an have an ounce of dignity and respected the parents wishes?

Let us know if you ever find yours.

[kieran🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇧🇪 @kieran_ashton1]

This sandwich just told me that not nineteen forever by the courteneers is the best song ever written

[WyattzWorld @WyattzWorId]

Took me 29 years to fully understand why my parents would get pissed at me for burning up 8 batteries a weekend playing call of duty

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

61,667 Men make a choice each month. June is Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month. Life is better with you here. Bro to bro, Love you 💙.

[Gramo @Gramo1875]

I feel a massive own goal was made by not re-releasing ‘Letter From America’ as the Scottish world cup song.

Miles clear of all the Cinnamon-esqe guitar smackers and their grating Glasgow uni accents.

[Fern 🌿 @israelophobix]

The funniest thing to come out of this whole america thing is that one American dude who really thinks he's Irish

[Demon Realms @Demon_Realms]

Americans genuinely believe this type of shit 😭 it's amazing how little they know about the world

[millán 👑 @Millxn265]

British women when they come to Spain

[Timmy 2 Putts @Bad_Bad_Golf]

I can confirm this is absolutely not true 😂

I’d also add that 250 is apparently a lot longer than people on twitter think

[OldTimeHardball @OleTimeHardball]

Norm- “Patton Oswalt said he thought the worst part of the Cosby thing was the hypocrisy…. I disagree.”

Jerry Seinfeld - “You disagree?”

Norm Macdonald - “Yeah…. I think it was the r*ping.”

[€ddie Hearn @Leeni_TH14]

Doing cocaine and shagging other men whilst pregnant ?

Sksksk Dwight Yorke I judged you too early bro

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

ya mate holding his boarding pass at the airport on his stag doo

[Major D Malpas @MajorDMalpas]

“Hi honey, how do you like our new £100k motor home?”

- “Smashing, but where did we get the money?”

“Don’t worry about it”.

- “OK then” - said no one’s wife, ever, in the history of Holy matrimony.

#pulltheotherone