Aidan

the bloodshot really brings out the green in my eyes.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Aidan @AidanWoomer]

In a world of Andrew Tates. Be a Theo Von.

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

20 years ago Disney made this movie…

[Rachel Starr @RachelStarr]

Happy Easter! 🥰

[Aidan @AidanWoomer]

I wish I could Twitter good

[Aidan @AidanWoomer]

The truth as to why I didn't share my Spotify this year...
Not proud that Olivia Rodrigo was my number 1 lol

[Aidan @AidanWoomer]

@bigdumb_baby Hollister,Abercrombie, am. Eagle. In all fairness, It's been a while since I was 17.
I dont even know if this3 companies still exist lol but Hollister cologne is still what a wear today lol

[Aidan @AidanWoomer]

I want a rose of the gaurdians 2. It may be my favorite animated film post 2005

[Aidan @AidanWoomer]

Midnight on a Saturday and I've already slept 4 hours... is this what old age looks like?

[Aidan @AidanWoomer]

To quote my great grandmother,
"Life's a bitch, then you die"

[Big Papi @Bmangall20]

An elderly woman just told us she fucked Willie Nelson. She has an oxygen tube and a cowboy hat on, I’d try and say she’s lying but I’d have no leg to stand on

[Big Papi @Bmangall20]

My coworker told me he got banned from a bar when he lived in North Dakota back in 1973 and didn’t try going back to it for 30 years but he finally did and the moment he stepped in someone yelled “Get the hell out of here Dennis” And that’s probably my favorite story ever

[Dre'Mont Jones @TheOfficial_80]

Will better than me I would never defend someone else girl like that

[Aidan @AidanWoomer]

I would literally give my left nut for today to be Ssturday

[The Swan Bar @theswanbar1661]

Best of luck #BestBarJoes

[Aidan @AidanWoomer]

My resumé says that I'm innovative and I think ahead. What I meant was:
I'm sitting on the toilet and eating taco bell.