Aileyn  Tentacle Jesus 🐙

Part time adult. Full time nerd. I'm a Haiku.

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My log of ways I endlessly procrastinate in #TheWitcher 3: Wild Hunt Blood & Wine DLC.

Recruiter: Witcher! A beast is slaughtering people in Toussaint! We need you, urgently!
Me: Cool, cool, how about a round of Gwent?

#Videogames #GamerProblems

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Opera and Ballet hater, Tampon Chalupa, lost Best Lead Actor to King Michael B. Jordan, for a role in a musical movie, and I'm here to be petty about it.
The gods of arts balancing the the scales.
#Oscars

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@RegalRhetoric I loved the second.
I won't ever ever replay it.

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Hahaha, so Emily just learn that the client she brought by recommendation and didn't even researched the product is passing off lube as face syrum, and she's willfully concealing it and raising prices.
I see she's not even pretending to have ethics now.

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Y'know, considering they've build up this couple for 3 whole seasons... this is just whelming.
I realise I'm not a fan of Emily and therefore very bias, but there's a whole baby mama drama going on, and still this season just... nothing happened.

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You've been in France 2 years.

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I swear Sylvie and now her mom are the audience.