Aimee

She/Her awkward femme vibes ✨🧚‍♀️

[Haz @hrryolvr]

“Hope this email finds you well”:

How the email in question finds me:

#dragraceuk

[Aimee @Aimeecritch]

My food issues r so bad right now it’s exhausting

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

me this whole week :

[Red ❤️‍🔥 @imJustRed]

“Legendary actor & comedian Jack black has-“

[Aimee @Aimeecritch]

Me everytime I think I’ll like the tropical matcha at Nero 🤢

[Maryam @hell_line0]

im still haunted by the memory of a woman who ordered orange syrup in her cappuccino, took a sip, scrunched her nose, and said "I don't know what I was thinking, but thank you anyways."

She sat there and drank the whole thing..i offered to make her something else, and she said, "I am living with the consequences."

[Aimee @Aimeecritch]

Does anyone know who the 2nd support for @LewisCapaldi were at Sefton park last night? They were fab but couldn’t hear the name!!

[Aimee @Aimeecritch]

Absoloutly wheezing at trixie punting it half a mile during the interlude of kitty girl in season 3 all stars finale

[Aimee @Aimeecritch]

@alternaleaf please stop using Royal Mail. Now on my 3rd late delivery in 6 months. Fed up of complaining and dealing with it.

[Aimee @Aimeecritch]

If only people were as pure as animals ❤️

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

The Corgi was the one leading them home
The German Shepherd was injured
The dogs kept a protective formation around the German Shepherd
The Corgi stopped often to make sure they were still okay
It took them 2 days to get home
They are neighbourhood friends
I’m going to cry😭😭😭

[junie b. jonestown @elizabethbelsky]

"Intimacy issues" is such a funny way to say this young woman was sexually abused as a 6-year-old, married the GROWN man who groomed and impregnated her when she was 15-16, and once she started processing all that, she didn't want to have sex with him anymore. SHE'S FREEEEE

[Aimee @Aimeecritch]

This week.

[Aimee @Aimeecritch]

Dragula double elimination!!!

[Aimee @Aimeecritch]

Art

[reign @riplicity]

these two are RIDICULOUS

[Aimee @Aimeecritch]

Kinda sad the rapture didn’t happen it’d be lit down here

[grazi @blueenblack]

you deserve someone who looks at you the way rhea looks at iyo

[lauren 🍅 @dontg0dark]

the average wait time for an endometriosis diagnosis is 7 years & if you want to access the gold standard of endo surgery to try & manage your pain (excision surgery) 95% of the time you have to pay for a private consultation & wait an additional 2 years btw… but yay football🤗

[Mark Cockerton @CockertonMark]

To those who think they’re insulting me by saying that I’ve cleaned NHS toilets for 45 years: it’s NOT an insult.
The cleaners, porters, laundry, catering and other ancillary staff do a great job and are vital members of the team. Respect to them all.
Think of a better insult.