Premier Pallister

The Premier is in the building.

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Back to work Monday. You know what that means? Firing more front line workers. EVERYBODY GETS A PINK SLIP.

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These trips to the lake are just scouting missions for safe houses.

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And in all honesty, there will come a day when I can only show my face in other provinces anyway.

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It's been a long weekend, and the cabin is ready for summer. Who's needs the Leg when you have Ontario? #goodthingsgrowinOntario

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I would also like to welcome Braydon Maz to the staff. He will be our Outreach and Special Project Coordinator. #buildingbridges

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Proud to welcome Gary Filmon on board as my Chief of Staff. We're going to fire 16 gazillion nurses just to spite Greg.

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I will be the Finance Minister, Health Minister and Speaker, ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

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And don't forget about Myrna. Minister of Loud Noises.

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Now, I don't know about you, but there is no way that Cameron Friesen isn't Minister of Band Music.

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But it's ok, because today starts with me as THE PREMIER.

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Sorry. Last night was uncalled for. The Manitoba Club got a little rowdy, and lets just say I got to see too much of a certain Asper.

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LET THE DRINKING BEGIN! SOMEONE GET SELINGER ON THE PHONE.

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THIS IS MY HOUSE.

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SCREW YOU SELINGER. THIS IS MY PROVINCE NOW.

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I AM THE PREMIER OF MANITOBA.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE WON.

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My Chief of Staff is scratching his head. That's not a good sign.

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The crowd is going bananas. I'm not sure why.

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The year is 2016. The date is not clear. But I am here.