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scrappy little homo

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as of yesterday i am TWO YEARS ALCOHOL-FREE! celebrated at pt reyes with the best grilled cheese of my LIFE

[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

I think when you remember that every piece of clothing ever made was made by people - including the clothing we wear today - the takeaway should be that all garment workers deserve to have their skills fairly valued and compensated. Not that certain skills are valueless.

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in my boomer era (listening to sonic youth)

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chatgpt said bimbo rights

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chatgpt said bimbo rights

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ok chatgpt was dogshit at performance reviews (very much canned / redundant no matter how specific my prompts were)

BUT i've been using it when i write SQL queries & spreadsheet formulas bc it rules at finding errors and sometimes it can just write the code for me!

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nvm chatgpt is good actually*

* i'm using it to write peer reviews

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@heckmlou2 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

assorted chocolates (haunted)

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@heckmlou2 i know someone from NZ who ate seagull once and he said it tasted really oily and fishy 🤢

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i am sure that i'm the first low-level corporate manager w/ tattoos & houseplants to have made this joke

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retired from sad, new career in business

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

no one wants to acknowledge that perhaps teenagers spend so much time on their cell phones because the conversations of their elders, including mansplainers like Ross Douthat, are exhausting, boring, & unrewarding to them.

[Graeme Barrett @AudioOpera]

VIRTUAL REALITY: eating gluten from the dark web

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@bimbocoregf 🙋‍♀️

[Zach Stafford @ZachStafford]

“This doesn’t happen to people like me very often” says the white man who uses queer aesthetics to sell records and won album of the year over a Black woman.

[sick public transit, gloria @seungylee14]

gm to the tiktok lady who said the myth of Sisyphus is about the value of having a good daily routine and that Sisyphus is happy because he is getting more swole every time he pushes the boulder up. my brain gets hot like an old laptop thinking about it

[thatadult @rianphin]

also people saying “no, do not bring back thin eyebrows” they’re already back, your eyebrows aren’t thin… so you’re fine. things can come back and you can just not do them, you’re 30. you have free will.