@walgreens Someone needs to come wrangle the Geneseo IL team. HORRIFIC customer service, HORRIFIC unprofessionalism, reach out to any Geneseoan and they will concur. This is a chronic problem. Every single time.
@CeFaanKim ATTEMPTED ASSAULT? Dudes, "assault" can be yelling at someone. This is PROVEN BATTERY. Nut up and sling the appropriate charges. If not, you deserve every consequence for enablement. 🤬
@B52Malmet The high road has proven nothing. Get in the mud and compare. THAT being said, Daddy Cuomo, stop being handsy and horny. Not a good look on ANYONE, & #webeliveher
Stephen Colbert on Trump's vaccine statement: "First of all, that’s unbelievably sad. Second, pathetic. Third, how did we even find out about this statement? He can’t tweet this stuff! Did he just print it out and staple it to telephone poles...? https://t.co/sZifCLzV6R
@mmpadellan JFC. Fucking deplorable. Ope, did I quote Hil? Yes. Yes I fucking did. Your clutched pearls, Aunt Pitty Pat, 'bout to be ripped the fuck off. Talking out both sides of yo mouth is unfuckingacceptable.
The average minimum wage worker would need to work a staggering 79 hours a week to afford a one-bedroom rental in 95 percent of U.S. counties.
In the richest country on Earth.
@TheDailyShow I think German Shepherd Dog, Champ has full wherewithal of "stand back and stand down", until Enrique Tarrio walks into the Oval Office, & Major eats his face, as per his job. 🤷🏻♀️
@moonfrye@BernieSanders@jimmykimmel@JimmyKimmelLive I've called my curly red-headed-pig-tail-wearing-baby, born in '02, "Punky", since she was old enough 2 dress herself in mismatched socks & Chucks! She's no idea why! Thank u 4 being part of my youth that appreciates outside-the-box funkiness! Also, your adultedness is BEAUTIFUL.
@CheriJacobus So good, but I'm a grammar (capitalization) nazi, and so I made a better one. Also, men in this category are also on the list. Fortunately or unfortunately. Your bag.
Wait, what? 9/11 was a scenario in which foreign Civilians saw themselves as Military, but there "is no comparison to that & Jan 6" ???
Please, my brown brother, put humanity before your pockets. Fucking blindly disgraceful. https://t.co/fKLzMPTf7E
@dontlickchalk No. They're Jim Jones brand cultists, but it matters not 4 prosecution/legal consequences. SCOTUS has weighed in & it's ON. Hopefully the right arm of the law'll come down b4 he's able 2 pour plastic shot glasses of orange Kool-Aid. Also the grape Kool-Aid was actually FlavorAid.
@johnpavlovitz Dude. Jan 2020 found me in possession of bucket list Eagles concert tix. Obvs it didn't happen last October. Now it's just Purgatory for reschedule or refund. We've not been able to afford to see my end all be all group until then &...at this point it probs won't. 😢