Trey B

The furthest thing from perfect, like everyone I know

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Opposites attract. Which sucks, because I'm fucking awesome

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I just asked my Alexa “Alexa do you have the coronavirus?” She said “Do you want to shop for coronavirus?” Bitch is unplugged. She’s not getting plugged back in.

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I don’t even know sports without Kobe. My idol. This is tough. Thanks for all the joy you brought to this little kid.

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GET THE GAT!!!!!!!!

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Arya is THAT BITCH

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I’ve spent approximately 3% of my life pulled up in a Popeyes parking lot waiting for my order.

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My go to move is leaving a party without telling anyone bye.

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Ok, I broke up with my girlfriend. You up? @ArianaGrande

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You make eye contact with an Asian downtown and they buy you a shot of Hennessy

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Cupcakes > cake > King cake

Don’t @ me

[CHARLIENEXTDOOR @sinreBeilrahC]

"Take a shot every time someone mentions Marly's dildo"

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When I pass through a neighborhood and all the houses are decked out in Christmas decorations

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It’s 2001. You just got home from school and you’re heating up some pizza rolls. You hear TRL come on and you run to the TV so you can see Britney Spears in this. Life’s good.

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Get the fuck off of Twitter and change the time back @realDonaldTrump

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Y’all this is like old Wayne. Like Weezy before the metaphors. Like when Tunechi got on ya favorite rappers beat and killed that shit. I’m hype. I’m crying. 🐐

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It doesn’t even feel like a Lil Wayne album if you didn’t spend 2 hours and get 15 computer viruses trying to find a download link

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I’ll be rooting for the Monstars this time.

[BuzzFeed News @BuzzFeedNews]

🚨 🏀 "Space Jam 2" is officially a go – and it'll star LeBron James 🏀 🚨
https://t.co/pcXTI9bs0F

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Bill killing off his competition

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@morgstockstill 😂 I’m making my Twitter comeback on that note

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@morgstockstill No no no no no

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@rouen_de I spent may too much time looking at this. PMW, Hustler Musik, Sky is the Limit, Fireman in the final 4. Hustler Musik beating Fireman in the final