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[ᅠ @artindetails]

lavender haze

[quynh-anh @quinnsreads]

y’all, pls never write a book

[books 📖 @bookpoets]

you will always mean something to someone

[🌹parkour⁷🌹 @parkdavilily]

@ExquisiteWill

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Me

[Joseph Mullins @josephmullins]

Today, nobody showed up to my 8.15am class.

0 students of about 40. Sitting in the empty room, I email them, trying to disguise my hurt feelings.

2 mins later, I get a reply: "Professor, we think you might be in the wrong room." So anyway off I go to live in a hole forever.

[Kate Mooney @yatinbrooklyn]

so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded:

[rico @somethinglovely]

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[ᅠ @artindetails]

lavender haze

[jay @SamFenderOwnsMe]

@bklynb4by Made this in like two seconds immediately after seeing this tweet. my finest work yet.

[wengel @wengelll]

i should have got my ass up in 2015 and made a youtube channel

[Mike Solana @micsolana]

my bf is on a plane to miami right now and a bulldog in the row next to him just had diarrhea. everyone freaked out, the dog owner began sobbing, and the dog escaped. now, covered in poo, it is running around the plane. people are lifting up their legs and screaming.

[🌷 ❀ azalea fairy ❀ ⁷ ☀️ @seokuva]

babie duck falling asleep wearing tiny frog hat 🦆👒🐸

[MedicatedWorldPeace @MedicatedWP]

A classic from a suspended account. I think about it and die laughing every time

[🦂Hey There Doughlilah🌵 @caseyjparker]

the teacher asked my kindergartner what his favorite season was and he said “garlic salt”

[𝒻. @300moods]

🌷 tulip flower stained glass pattern on window