Ayres*

eu tweetava antes

[Rui Rocha @ruirochaliberal]

Isto explica muita coisa.

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

My son called me crying

“Dad, school ended 4 hours ago. I’m still waiting for you to pick me up!”

Click.

I hung up.

Weak pitch. No clear call to action. Didn’t give me a reason to care.

I went back to cold emailing billionaires.

He’ll have to learn a better way to get my attention if he wants my help.

[Ayres* @AirescomY]

Setlist for Radiohead day 4 vs day 5, why the fuck would you do this nonsense

[entrapranure @entrapranure]

They won’t teach this in schools

[big john the boshfather @Johnfis08605918]

Paris is a great city. Le bosh.

[Maverick Alexander @MaverickDarby]

The Chinese are putting WHAT in the vapes? Is RFK even allowed to say this? Unreal.

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

This is a level of hating we could all learn from

[sweet lu @LuillenGuis]

Bro got two born & raised LA baddies at the Garden cheering for the Knicks he really is the Lisan Al Gaib

[q @unknwn_qp]

they snatched his name plate while he was distracted lmaooooo

[Ayres* @AirescomY]

@MattWallace888 Except this person was not the pilot so what exactly does this prove

[Irena Buzarewicz @IrenaBuzarewicz]

A cartoon by Robert Leighton

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

This is insane. GOP Congressman Andy Ogles has introduced a bill to allow Trump to acquire Greenland, saying the Island should be part of the US because “we are the dominant predator.”

[toe, lover (my whole body hurts a lot) @carobunga]

People killin people dyin
Peter Lois meg and Brian

[rocky @Kolioko_]

Praying for all the uncs out there, if I had to watch 60yo Alex Pereira get slumped by a roided 30yo Baby Gronk I wouldn't recover 💔

[Keenan Crow @KF_Crow]

So a published professor of medicine vs a lawyer who denies that HIV causes AIDS. Yeah idk.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Riley Gains acts like she lost first place to a trans woman but she actually tied with a trans woman for 5th place behind 4 cis women. So she’s just a loser

[Junferno @Junferno]

When I am served half an egg at a restaurant,

I wonder to myself:

Who has the other half of my egg?

Two strangers;

Living their lives;

Sharing an egg.