Andrew Irwin

Dude where's my car? Don't give two fucks just find me two cups. Don't hate the player hate the game. #skonk

[Andrew Irwin @Airwin_72]

If I go to hell then heavens to blame

[Andrew Irwin @Airwin_72]

@macokerr23 so many damn nights

[Andrew Irwin @Airwin_72]

@Cuh_lairrrre bruh on god that's hilarious😂 I gotchu next week tho

[Andrew Irwin @Airwin_72]

Pause a minute, I'm stressing again

[Andrew Irwin @Airwin_72]

@Krista_or_Kesha what was it I couldn't tell cuz tbh I'm lot af already lmao

[Andrew Irwin @Airwin_72]

@Krista_or_Kesha I'm sorry I just saw it and was like "damn, gotta have that"😂

[Andrew Irwin @Airwin_72]

@Krista_or_Kesha I did, sorry😂

[My Drunk Story @TheDrunkStory]

current mood: i need to get drunk

[Andrew Irwin @Airwin_72]

Clear liqueur , dark liqueur, beer...... It's like a candy shop here

[Andrew Irwin @Airwin_72]

@ldost13 y'all ok?

[Andrew Irwin @Airwin_72]

Girl: "Let's stay up all night and watch movies together"
Me:" Hell nah, if I'm up all night I'm getting drunk or going to a party"

[Andrew Irwin @Airwin_72]

@BakerofNoah steady tweets some straight logic fr

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@Nazty_Nixx I don't think I've ever seen someone pass out after 4 beers. I've seen everything now😂

[Andrew Irwin @Airwin_72]

*pays for two 12 packs*
*only gets to drink 4*
Wtf happened?😭

[Andrew Irwin @Airwin_72]

@StojakGarrison bruh...last night tho😂