Officer Ass 🐀🇵🇸

TITTOAK 🐀✨🇵🇸

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

So this is a mass rape threat

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“There's an AI tool for that.”

Okay, so???? There's probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too. I honestly don't give a fuck.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

JUST SO YOU KNOW, TREES CAN COOL OUT CITIES UP TO 10 DEGREES. PLANT MORE TREES!!!

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

YOU KNOW WHAT KEEPS EVERYONE COOLER IN THE SUMMER? TREES, YOU IDIOTS. GIVE US BACK OUR TREES BACK.

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

if you see me double fisting beers and hotdogs on saturday please know I’m celebrating beer and hotdogs and not this black mirror episode of a country

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me at work with no idea what to prioritize because everything is "urgent"

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

11 stars for the Confederate states instead of 13 stars for the original colonies is a detail most Americans won’t notice because of our public school system.

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

where are my fellow late-diagnosed ADHD eldest daughter gifted class burnouts with an inconveniently strong sense of justice and an absurd amount of empathy bc I need more of you around

[love drops @lovedropx]

Me and my friends getting left behind by AI

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

this is why i don’t understand defending james charles like some of y’all are truly weird & out of touch

[𝗜𝗖𝗘 @be_like_ice]

"just lock tf in" babes i have ADHD i am locked tf out with the keys inside.

[jezz @JezziiB]

HOT TAKE: PEOPLE WHO FEEL HOT SHOULD DECIDE THE TEMPERATURE OF A ROOM. PEOPLE WHO FEEL COLD SHOULD WEAR A SWEATER.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

I think a lot of us millennials are mourning the life we thought we’d have. Adulthood hit, and instead of thriving, it’s been nonstop doom ever since.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Staff members at the various nightclubs Kash Patel parties at are reportedly willing to testify against him in his lawsuit against The Atlantic because he doesn't tip well, he creeps out the bottle service girls, and he "wrecks all the toilets."

[Abier @abierkhatib]

Millions

[🇰🇵단일성 Commie on the Rez 단일성 🇰🇵 @patriach2051]

Class consciousness on the rise

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

💯💯

[Lysander Boomer @LysanderBoomer]

There are 2 pounds of copper wire and 3g of gold in every Flock camera, pass it on.

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

because they did the same thing to black kids in the sixties when segregation ended