illem dafoe

not gay as in happy but queer as in strange, odd, or obscure

[liz @normalfunnygirl]

"Bouncing" on "it" and by "it" I mean the pavement because I have pep in my step and a smile on my face :)

[illem dafoe @aIwaysonurside]

i'm like . 100% less happy with my appearance but 10000% happier with Everything Else About My Life so i'm attempting to become comfier with that trade off

[illem dafoe @aIwaysonurside]

google search how do u train urself out of missing how u looked at 19

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

use this as an excuse to post how you looked in 2020 vs 2024😭

[Chair @ChairTweeting]

Let there be yaoi.

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

being a mosaic of everyone you have ever loved is fine till you realise some parts of you are rotting and others dont quite fit right anymore

[illem dafoe @aIwaysonurside]

as a haver of numerous questionable tattoos i either have every right or no right to make fun of other people

[illem dafoe @aIwaysonurside]

i'm in a fob fans group on facebook (terrible start to a sentence) and every time someone posts their new tattoo it's like Oh 😃 Lovely 😃 That's So Nice 😃 That's Not An Ugly Cringey Design And Placement At All 😃

[illem dafoe @aIwaysonurside]

if i see a pretty woman i am gay for her . i may be a man now but i'm thinking she's pretty in a gay way . i simply do not exist in any straight capacity

[illem dafoe @aIwaysonurside]

@Jensen_McRae does writing fanfiction ib by adam's ribs three months ago count (spotify won't tell me when i started listening but it's been a decent while)

[illem dafoe @aIwaysonurside]

anyone else ever just think how mad it is that anybody can genuinely believe in meritocracy as a concept . like actually . how do you wholeheartedly believe that shit

[illem dafoe @aIwaysonurside]

approximately 40% of mine, liv, and amber's interactions are utterly meaningless out of context repetition of some lovely board games quotes . there is no earthly reason for the phrase "you milk a spider" to be said as often as we say it

[woof :03 (comms open 0/4) @dogthingfangs]

I don't know why but Sheldon's catchphrase being something he heard from a random thing from years ago that he thought was kind of funny is probably the most accurate portrayal of autism ever

[ciaran⁸¹ 🍉 @shoethongs]

“Speed-up reverb” it’s nightcore. You’re listening to nightcore.

[illem dafoe @aIwaysonurside]

affirmations voice i am NOT listening to frank ocean and looking at pictures of myself from 3 years ago

[illem dafoe @aIwaysonurside]

babylon barbie the big short asteroid city the wolf of wall street . alas, i am alive

[illem dafoe @aIwaysonurside]

crossy road and the fuckass sim card xxx

except that i already Had a sim card w the same number i'd had for years so i never even put it in my phone i just stuck it on my wall 😭

[Ella @lovedipandpip]

IMPORTANT PHAN QUESTION
has anyone ever gotten something because of a DnP sponsorship? Please let me know, I lowkey NEED to know.

[illem dafoe @aIwaysonurside]

me and my little gym gang of middle aged women.... margaret is off today but nicky likes my cardigan 🫶🏻

[illem dafoe @aIwaysonurside]

i mean whatever happens i'm going to uni in lds but like . uni of would be Really Fuckin Nice to get into

[illem dafoe @aIwaysonurside]

THIS IS SO FRUSTRATINGGGGGGGG i missed This Entire Unit while i was out for surgery recovery n now i'm a grade down bc i didn't have the time or energy to dedicate to a deeply racist film from 1914 . i have to scream

[illem dafoe @aIwaysonurside]

i'm so aware that "anything less than a distinction is the same as failure" is a bad mindset but unfortunately it was drilled into me when i was too young to form my own thoughts and so now i must simply suffer constantly

[illem dafoe @aIwaysonurside]

i need to speak to steven after half term to make sense of credits in my head but . i need at least 30 at a D and up to 15 at an M . so far i have 9 at D, 3 at M . n two ungraded that Would have been a D if they weren't ungraded . i'm so fucking stressed