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I’ll die alone before I settle for less than I deserve ☝🏻

[𝗔𝗝 🛸 @AJ_1730]

In East Texas the wedding koozies last longer than the marriages

[𝗔𝗝 🛸 @AJ_1730]

Get to know me, then you’re allowed to dislike me. Ya goof.

[𝗔𝗝 🛸 @AJ_1730]

This is how loyal I am 🫡

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All my friends are married and having kids, getting lonely out here in the streets

[𝗔𝗝 🛸 @AJ_1730]

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice shame on me.

[𝗔𝗝 🛸 @AJ_1730]

Gotta get out of this damn town 🏃💨

[𝗔𝗝 🛸 @AJ_1730]

Honestly, I deserve all the “I told you so’s” I’ve gotten. Y’all were right. 🫡

[𝗔𝗝 🛸 @AJ_1730]

@paige_a_massey Yes’m, life goes on.

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If you manage to find a loyal woman, hang on for dear life. Those are rare nowadays.

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I’ll be the weird guy that goes alone to the Christmas tree farm and picks out a tree this year 💀

[𝗔𝗝 🛸 @AJ_1730]

You can replace items, you can earn more money, but you can’t get back time wasted.

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You can lie to the world, but you can’t lie to yourself.

[𝗔𝗝 🛸 @AJ_1730]

Never start thinking “it couldn’t happen to me”, because it damn sure can.

[𝗔𝗝 🛸 @AJ_1730]

Strip clubs are just human petting zoos

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Most diseases sound like Harry Potty Spells…

*British Accent*
“Gonorreah Leviosa”

[𝗔𝗝 🛸 @AJ_1730]

First Beach Topless, Galveston Tx early 1920’s

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*Visits hometown*

Family: “Let’s go out to eat”

The restaurant’s in my hometown -

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@TipsyCullen That’s wishful thinking tbh, 60 seconds is a long ass time

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If ever time you finished sex a song played, what song would you pick?

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@Dylan_Matthews2 I’m partial to the ESPN highlight jingle. *da da dun, da da dun*