MartinezSZN

[MartinezSZN @AJ___UTD]

Big game pressure pens aren't for everyone❤

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

🚨 BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg announces sweeping changes to Facebook and Instagram to move toward Free Speech including:

-Ending Third-Party Fact Checking and Replacing it with Community Notes like 𝕏
-Removing Reduction of Political Content
-Lifting Topic Restrictions

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Liverpool come and take your defender

[UtdPlug @UtdPlug]

Man United's FA Cup victory means that Erik ten hag has won more trophies (2) in two seasons than Mikel Arteta (1) has in five seasons at Arsenal

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo scores again… it’s 54 goals in 2023 for Al Nassr and Portugal.

…he’s the best goalscorer of the calendar year.

[! @DecafUtd]

3/3 stinker in finals? could never be Bruno 😭

[MartinezSZN @AJ___UTD]

Better players cost more *mostly*

[The Belfast Magpie @TheIrishMagpie]

A. Onana - £45m
Pope - £10m

Casemiro £60m
Tonali - £55m

Mount - £55m
Bruno G - £40m

Sancho - £76m
Isak - £65m

Antony - £82m
Gordon - £45m

Maguire - £80m
Schar - £3m

AWB - £50
Trippier - £12m

Martinez - £48m
Botman - £35m

Varane - £34m
Big Dan Burn - £13m

Newcastle have been cooking for years now while Man United get rinsed non stop.
#NUFC
#GlazersOutButIGuess

[Jay Motty @JayMotty]

Not won a major trophy since before man landed on the moon, yet they spend their time bragging about this shite. Odd bunch.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

André Onana to Manchester United, it’s finally here we go! 🚨🔴🇨🇲

Clubs are closing in on the agreement then Onana will travel for medical tests and contract signing.

Man Utd set to request VISA for Onana for USA trip.

Ten Hag will have the new goalkeeper he wanted.

[🍊 @KPmufc]

David De Gea: Fraud

[MartinezSZN @AJ___UTD]

If I asked for people to meet me at midnight and they showed up at the four options below, who arrived at the closest to the time I asked… so D

[Alaya Kamal @iam_skamal]

Please don't pass without retweeting.

[utdreport @utdreport]

Breaking: David De Gea is set to leave #mufc this summer [@DiscoMirror]

[𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐫 @badassw23]

No corruption
No allegations
No sports washing

Just pure footballing greatness

The only legitimate treble winning team

[' @AniUTD]

Days since last trophy for English clubs:

West Ham - 0
Man City - 4
Man Utd - 101
Liverpool - 389
Chelsea - 480
Leicester - 753

Arsenal - 1040

[𝗇𝗂𝖺𝗆𝗁 @niamhutd]

He’s 81, been retired for 10 years and you guys are STILL talking about him

His legacy is clearly just fine 😭😭

(Oh, and it comes with no list of charges! 😄)

[MartinezSZN @AJ___UTD]

@FavelaFIair No doubt your levels above but it’s a final so anything can happen! 😈

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

At least you got a trophy with Thursday night football

[UnitedMuppetiers @Muppetiers]

Congratulations Arteta and Arsenal on matching Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s managerial accomplishments.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Gift Orban: "The Premier League is my ultimate dream. Man United, Liverpool or Man City…”. 🔴🇳🇬

“I don’t really like Arsenal that much – it’s like they don’t want to win titles”.

“I want to go somewhere where they win titles”, Gift Orban told @hlnsport via @Sport_Witness.