AJ Brewer

[Saralicia @saraliciac]

I want whatever the people who run at 6am have

[AJ Brewer @AJ_Brewwer]

@Karahhxoxo Don’t be dramatic.

[AJ Brewer @AJ_Brewwer]

CC: @jbrewr4

[Barlow Adams @BarlowAdams]

Things are still hard. The world is still insane. But none of that will matter soon because my son is going to be an international soccer star and buy us a new life.

[AJ Brewer @AJ_Brewwer]

@zachlanebryan What are the odds we will be able to see you at Under The Big Sky Fest in Whitefish, MT next year? You’d be a perfect match for the lineup.

[AJ Brewer @AJ_Brewwer]

@Karahhxoxo lol free the cheeks is cracking me up

[Holiday Valley @holidayvalley]

May 8th.

Snow.

Again, feeling a lot of emotions right now.

[AJ Brewer @AJ_Brewwer]

@marcuslemonis @CampingWorld Can we please get my aunt and uncle a new camper so they can safely venture across the country for my wedding? Well deserved vacation for two essential workers!#camping #campingworld

[Amy Miller @amiller0614]

See you soon @CampingWorld @AJ_Tayylor, I might be flying. #camping #campingworld

[Dr. Farts, DO @Boomer_36]

Scrubs are hilarious because at first we were like, "we need cheap hospital cloths, so we don't ruin out nice cloths" and then years later someone was like, "But what if we made nice scrubs that cost more than our nice cloths?" and now we all spend $60 on silky work pajamas

[AJ Brewer @AJ_Brewwer]

CC: @jbrewr4

[Eric Spiegelman @ericspiegelman]

My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine, it's called "Why Are You Doing It That Way?" and there are no winners

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

So Dr. Desai won’t be invited back onto Fox News but God damn it was worth it.

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

I can’t remember a time when it wasn’t March.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

People have died in the ER while waiting for a bed. There aren't enough ventilators. This entire hospital will soon be dedicated to the coronavirus.

New York City hospitals are at the center of the pandemic in the U.S. “It’s apocalyptic," one doctor said. https://t.co/f6kJU33yI7

[AJ Brewer @AJ_Brewwer]

CC: @jbrewr4

[miss parasite possessor @tyyler47]

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[ψ(｀∇´)ψ @emotaxi]

bein a girl fuckijg sucks . why couldn’t i b born a jellyfish. no brain float in ocean n sting ppl . all i wnt

[AJ Brewer @AJ_Brewwer]

Hey @UPS - A package was marked as delivered to my home today, but was never actually received. Anything you can do to help me track it down?

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

The moral of Shrek is it doesn't matter if you're ugly but it does matter if you're short

[Jessa-Hannah Bluebell Poem @HourlyDeers]

uninvent the women’s t shirt fit

[AJ Brewer @AJ_Brewwer]

@Karahhxoxo Just don’t have a wedding at all!!