Jack Fletcher

been moderately funny since 1997; check out my book JOYPUNKS available on Amazon on April 19th, 2025

[Jack Fletcher @aJackFletcher]

In 2008 the sonics left Seattle and moved to OKC, becoming the Thunder. The Thunder just won their first ever NBA Finals, Washington must be so proud…

What a great day to be a Seattle sports fan

[Jack Fletcher @aJackFletcher]

Book Signing and Free Comic Books Tomorrow!!! Please Stop By and Say Howdy!

[Jack Fletcher @aJackFletcher]

MY DEBUT NOVEL JUST DROPPED AND IS NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON!!!

Repost, buy a copy, and leave a review! I'm an indie author and every little bit helps!

[Jack Fletcher @aJackFletcher]

Got a great review for my novel Joypunks, out April 19th!

https://t.co/xodg5oakzf #kirkusreviews

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

24 years ago, these guys held a garage sale in Denton, Texas, where prices were determined by a mysterious figure called “the Pricemaster” 😂

[Jack Fletcher @aJackFletcher]

them: what’s the difference between a martini and an expresso martini

me, an experienced bartender: one has olives and the other has beans

them: what kind of beans?

me, panicking: busch’s baked beans or occasionally pinto

[Jack Fletcher @aJackFletcher]

Just got the first copies of my debut novel JOYPUNKS! It’ll hit online retailers everywhere on April 19th!

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

How does that even happen 😭

[Jack Fletcher @aJackFletcher]

@PrimeVideo did you seriously just give me an ad for a ritz Carlton yacht? are you out of your fucking minds?!? add up all my recent purchases and ask if you really think I have yacht money. advertise me toothpaste or something you dumbasses

[no feet baseball 🐍 @NoFeetBaseball]

Geno Smith, the former Jets draft pick- ended up being a bust, spent years as a backup, accidentally became the main guy somewhere new and miraculously had a career resurgence was traded away so that Seattle could sign Sam Darnold- the former Jets draft pick who ended up being a bust, spent years as a backup, accidentally became the main guy somewhere new and miraculously had a career resurgence.

The simulation is cooking.

[Jack Fletcher @aJackFletcher]

red bull gives me wings, but like ostrich wings. i can’t fly and i just run around with a chaotic amount of energy and zero thoughts in my little ostrich head

[Jack Fletcher @aJackFletcher]

Normalize zelling your friends money just cause you care about them! Appreciate you @wborders16

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This detective uncovered the day Ice Cube was talking about in “It Was A Good Day”

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

*Patrick Mahomes drops back*

Eagles defense

[Jack Fletcher @aJackFletcher]

we should only trust food critics who are morbidly obese

[DJ Kam Bennett @KameronBennett]

😭😭😭😂 love that tv from Popeyes

[Cwitchy @Cw1tchy]

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[• Michelle • @Key_Lime_Rhyme]

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