Jordan

[Insert accomplishments here]

[Taylor @tmmuma]

What they puttin in @BreeceH’s cereal??

[joshua rick @Joshua_T_Rick44]

This is the greatest game in any sport of all time.

[Taylor @tmmuma]

I gave myself a concussion.. from a freaking CEILING FAN. I’ve been on bed rest for a week now, how’s everyone else doing?

[Jordan @AJAllen24]

How to make @Chilis home style chili:
Add all the salt.
Maybe add some meat.

[Taylor @tmmuma]

Please nobody do this.

[Jordan @AJAllen24]

@tmmuma

[🎧 @nihilisims]

if you dont like cats thats embarrassing keep that to yourself

[Taylor @tmmuma]

I get drunk off Benadryl dude.. allergic reactions aren’t too bad.

[Taylor @tmmuma]

So what level of Jumanji y’all think Michigan’s gonna be on next?

[Jordan @AJAllen24]

@CashApp $ajallen6

[Jordan @AJAllen24]

I bet if you try tomorrow it’ll still work

[Queen MK🪷 @onlyonemk_]

Okay so NASA said today was the only day a broom can stand up on its own because of the gravitational pull...I didn’t believe it at first but OMG! 😭😭😭😭😭

[Taylor @tmmuma]

Is it too late to start this whole Twitter thing? I promise I’ll be nothing like my brother.

[Jordan @AJAllen24]

Worst part about traveling on Sunday’s?
Chick-fil-A is closed 😢

[Jordan @AJAllen24]

Women are not over-reactors

They’re ovary-actors

[Devin Boylen @devinboylen3]

Bose noise-cancelling technology reminds me why I like being antisocial

[Jordan @AJAllen24]

Where the funny shit at tho?

[Taylor @eagleson_]

I died a little inside when my alarm went off this morning

[relatable @byreIatable]

Me: I need to study

Evil me on my shoulder: If you take a nap now, you can stay up later tonight and study then