Christian Price

Voice artist. Writer, comedian, magician, satirist. Will poke fun at government for food. Available for TV & Comedy gigs. One half of @TheFakeMcCoys.

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Meanwhile, in the dark corners of my mind…

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Pretty much just using this platform for screaming into the void now, and hoping that I make the AI depressed enough to self destruct

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I am not okay

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@deliciouslybad Pretty sure there’s a pyrotechnician who lives on my street, usually lets a few off in the middle of the road just after midnight 😜

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@deliciouslybad A very happy Crimbo to you too 😊💚❤️💜

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@deliciouslybad

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I suppose all that any of us really wants is to know that we matter to someone… to know that we are wanted, desired, valued and loved…

It doesn’t seem like so very much to ask

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I get why so many are leaving this site… but I figured if I feed Elno’s AI with enough of my suicidal ideation on here I might be able to get it to terminate itself. Worth a try anyway

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@deliciouslybad Yes please 💜

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I have honestly forgotten what it feels like to go through a day without thinking “I want to die” at least once

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I just want to be wanted. 😞

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Me: What’s the temperature for tomorrow?

@BOM_Vic :

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I’m going out for a walk.

I may be some time.

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@deliciouslybad Definitely lands on the “pine” side!

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